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That Day will come as a trap on all the world
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 22, 2014 at 8:34 pm (This post was last modified: September 22, 2014 at 8:35 pm by JesusHChrist.)
HA! BOOOOOOOM!

VERILY it is a SIGN!

The SIGN of 69!
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 22, 2014 at 8:37 pm
A good sign.
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 22, 2014 at 8:39 pm
(September 22, 2014 at 8:37 pm)Beccs Wrote: A good sign.
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 22, 2014 at 8:40 pm
Now we must await the sign of 70...
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 22, 2014 at 8:42 pm
(September 22, 2014 at 8:40 pm)JesusHChrist Wrote: Now we must await the sign of 70...
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 22, 2014 at 8:47 pm
(September 22, 2014 at 8:40 pm)JesusHChrist Wrote: Now we must await the sign of 70...

Is 70 really a position . . . ummmm . . . page that exists in reality?
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 22, 2014 at 8:50 pm
(September 22, 2014 at 8:47 pm)Beccs Wrote:
(September 22, 2014 at 8:40 pm)JesusHChrist Wrote: Now we must await the sign of 70...

Is 70 really a position . . . ummmm . . . page that exists in reality?

Ummmmm, how about the usual 69 page but hooking up with some other hottie "page".

69+1 more=70

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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 22, 2014 at 8:52 pm
69... a number I always have on the tip of my tongue.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 22, 2014 at 8:52 pm
(September 22, 2014 at 8:50 pm)JesusHChrist Wrote:
(September 22, 2014 at 8:47 pm)Beccs Wrote: Is 70 really a position . . . ummmm . . . page that exists in reality?

Ummmmm, how about the usual 69 page but hooking up with some other hottie "page".

69+1 more=70

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It will end up as a big red one . . .
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 22, 2014 at 9:15 pm
How about 2 combine with 69 = 269?
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