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That Day will come as a trap on all the world
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 30, 2014 at 3:38 pm (This post was last modified: September 30, 2014 at 3:38 pm by JesusHChrist.)
I don't want to be judged by the Evil Council, in Kung Pow! Enter the Fist.

They are a council and soooooo evil!
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 30, 2014 at 3:57 pm
(September 30, 2014 at 3:28 pm)oukoida Wrote:
(September 30, 2014 at 3:07 pm)RobZombi Wrote: You had a personal, reciprocating relationship with Jesus Christ most of your life? Because that is the definition of true Christianity. What you had was an intellectual head knowledge of Christ like the scriptures state in the book of James, "..even the demons believe and they tremble..".

So, we start off with a No True Scotsman. What you have defined is not True Christianity™, but True [Insert your denomination's name here]™. I hope you realize that.


(September 30, 2014 at 3:07 pm)RobZombi Wrote: You admitted that you do nothing for God, but for those you care about. So it remains true, you do not want to be held accountable by God. "For if you love those who love you, what reward do you have? ..." Matthew 8:46

I don't want to be held accountable by god just like you don't want to be held accountable by the Supreme Court of the Klingon Empire. Get it?
Wrong. It is a biblical truth, " for if you confess God with your mouth AND believe in heart..you shall be saved". How can one be saved if you were never with Christ? 1John 2:19.
And yes I get it but you don't.
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 30, 2014 at 4:00 pm
(September 30, 2014 at 3:57 pm)RobZombi Wrote:
(September 30, 2014 at 3:28 pm)oukoida Wrote: So, we start off with a No True Scotsman. What you have defined is not True Christianity™, but True [Insert your denomination's name here]™. I hope you realize that.



I don't want to be held accountable by god just like you don't want to be held accountable by the Supreme Court of the Klingon Empire. Get it?
Wrong. It is a biblical truth, " for if you confess God with your mouth AND believe in heart..you shall be saved". How can one be saved if you were never with Christ? 1John 2:19.
And yes I get it but you don't.

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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 30, 2014 at 4:01 pm
biblical truth
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 30, 2014 at 4:03 pm
False, there is no god but Allah and Muhammad is his profit
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 30, 2014 at 4:05 pm (This post was last modified: September 30, 2014 at 4:09 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
(September 30, 2014 at 3:57 pm)RobZombi Wrote: And yes I get it but you don't.
Yeah, and your "getting it" is -all- about not wanting to be held accountable to god. Not in this life, certainly not in the next. Your entire faith is centered around cheating a fate you richly deserve. Forgive me if your criticism of others along these lines sounds a bit too much like projection. How many more ounces of your gods flesh would someone have to strip off, I wonder, to cover the sin of being an insufferable prick?
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 30, 2014 at 4:36 pm
(September 30, 2014 at 4:05 pm)Rhythm Wrote:
(September 30, 2014 at 3:57 pm)RobZombi Wrote: And yes I get it but you don't.
Yeah, and your "getting it" is -all- about not wanting to be held accountable to god. Not in this life, certainly not in the next. Your entire faith is centered around cheating a fate you richly deserve. Forgive me if your criticism of others along these lines sounds a bit too much like projection. How many more ounces of your gods flesh would someone have to strip off, I wonder, to cover the sin of being an insufferable prick?
It's not projection, I have no axe to grind. Jesus Christ commands his followers to warn others and to preach the gospel. I'm not "cheating" a fate, I was saved by Gods grace and I didn't deserve it. Jesus's propitiation covers being a prick.
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 30, 2014 at 4:45 pm
(September 30, 2014 at 4:36 pm)RobZombi Wrote:
(September 30, 2014 at 4:05 pm)Rhythm Wrote: Yeah, and your "getting it" is -all- about not wanting to be held accountable to god. Not in this life, certainly not in the next. Your entire faith is centered around cheating a fate you richly deserve. Forgive me if your criticism of others along these lines sounds a bit too much like projection. How many more ounces of your gods flesh would someone have to strip off, I wonder, to cover the sin of being an insufferable prick?
It's not projection, I have no axe to grind. Jesus Christ commands his followers to warn others and to preach the gospel. I'm not "cheating" a fate, I was saved by Gods grace and I didn't deserve it. Jesus's propitiation covers being a prick.

Feel free to preach your gospel. Just remember when people say no, they mean no, and don't want you pushing it on them anymore.

People prosletyzing to us seem to be under the impression they're the first ones to try it and we haven't heard it all before.

1. You're not the first and, unfortunately, won't be the last.
2. We HAVE heard it all before.
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 30, 2014 at 4:46 pm
Fucking rapey christians....lol.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 30, 2014 at 4:46 pm
If christ's followers are supposed to warn others, who would they warn? Other followers, who would undoubtedly already know? Or would they warn the people that don't follow jesus, which according to you are against him, and in service of the devil...in which case, why the hell would we care, if we are in service of the devil? Why bother 'warning'?
In every country and every age, the priest had been hostile to Liberty.
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