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I have a question about noah's flood.

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I have a question about noah's flood.
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#71
RE: I have a question about noah's flood.
September 26, 2013 at 6:17 pm
Quote:They're all anal sects.

Does that mean "assholes?"
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RE: I have a question about noah's flood.
September 27, 2013 at 12:55 pm
(September 26, 2013 at 4:45 pm)Airyaman Wrote: Well, tbf, fire should kill people more quickly.
either way it's mass annihilation. at least in water you lose consciousness when you inhale as a pose to excruciating pain all over your body
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#73
RE: I have a question about noah's flood.
September 27, 2013 at 4:21 pm
Hmmm, maybe that's why god didn't want to use water again, not painful enough?
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RE: I have a question about noah's flood.
September 27, 2013 at 5:00 pm
which begs the question: What is it with god and suffering? In the NT they lined up for miles to get healed and these days you have to win the divine lottery to get "miraculous" healing.
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RE: I have a question about noah's flood.
September 28, 2013 at 7:16 am
(September 23, 2013 at 3:00 am)cato123 Wrote: Fuck your pseudo-intellectual quandry.

I want to know where all the fucking water went!
Into the oceans. Same amount of water can flood the world, or leave exposed land, depending on topography. YEC models typically have a single land mass before the flood, with tectonic action only happening during or after the flood. There were greater differences between the highest mountain and the lowest sea canyon after the flood than before.
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RE: I have a question about noah's flood.
September 28, 2013 at 11:56 am
There would have had to have been 5 times the amount of water we have on earth and that would have caused so much atmospheric pressure, it would have crushed all life on earth
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RE: I have a question about noah's flood.
September 28, 2013 at 12:23 pm
(September 28, 2013 at 11:56 am)searching4truth Wrote: There would have had to have been 5 times the amount of water we have on earth
Why?
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RE: I have a question about noah's flood.
September 28, 2013 at 12:27 pm
Quote:YEC models typically have a single land mass before the flood,


YEC models are beyond stupid. Pangaea was 300 million years ago. Do you really think your YEC pals are going to accept that?
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RE: I have a question about noah's flood.
September 28, 2013 at 12:32 pm
(September 28, 2013 at 7:16 am)John V Wrote:
(September 23, 2013 at 3:00 am)cato123 Wrote: Fuck your pseudo-intellectual quandry.

I want to know where all the fucking water went!
Into the oceans. Same amount of water can flood the world, or leave exposed land, depending on topography. YEC models typically have a single land mass before the flood, with tectonic action only happening during or after the flood. There were greater differences between the highest mountain and the lowest sea canyon after the flood than before.
John please tell me your not a young earth creationist
To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.
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RE: I have a question about noah's flood.
September 28, 2013 at 1:20 pm
(September 26, 2013 at 3:16 pm)Minimalist Wrote: It's not as if the story has much of a point to begin with.

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You better not cry,
Better not pout,
I'm telling you why...."
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