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The vast complexity of living things proves that God exists (proof 1)
RE: The vast complexity of living things proves that God exists (proof 1)
(October 8, 2013 at 7:07 pm)SavedByGraceThruFaith Wrote:
(October 8, 2013 at 5:24 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: As pretty much everything we eat are products of evolutionary biology, I'd recommend staying away from food as well.

Absolutely false. It is the product of God's design.


Sure it is - because you say so.

ROFLOL
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RE: The vast complexity of living things proves that God exists (proof 1)
Pop quiz time!

What are these two fruits, and what are their origins?

[Image: 638px-Inside_a_wild-type_banana.jpg]

[Image: 640px-Bananas_white_background.jpg]
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RE: The vast complexity of living things proves that God exists (proof 1)
I'm sure Grace is comfort-able with this quiz, CD.
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RE: The vast complexity of living things proves that God exists (proof 1)
(October 8, 2013 at 7:31 pm)Captain Colostomy Wrote: I'm sure Grace is comfort-able with this quiz, CD.

I'm sure the point will be far too subtle for it to understand.

P.S. No spoilers, now.
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RE: The vast complexity of living things proves that God exists (proof 1)
Even Cumfart has largely abandoned this line.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: The vast complexity of living things proves that God exists (proof 1)
(October 8, 2013 at 7:36 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Even Cumfart has largely abandoned this line.

Right. My purpose in choosing these particular fruit is to illustrate a different point.
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RE: The vast complexity of living things proves that God exists (proof 1)
(October 8, 2013 at 7:53 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote:
(October 8, 2013 at 7:36 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Even Cumfart has largely abandoned this line.

Right. My purpose in choosing these particular fruit is to illustrate a different point.

Please let that point be that 'Grace is still an unevolved ape'.
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RE: The vast complexity of living things proves that God exists (proof 1)
(October 8, 2013 at 7:07 pm)SavedByGraceThruFaith Wrote:
(October 8, 2013 at 5:24 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: As pretty much everything we eat are products of evolutionary biology, I'd recommend staying away from food as well.

Absolutely false. It is the product of God's design.

Oh you mean like the banana?

*edit* Oh shit, didn't see the other posts in this thread before posting.
Christian apologetics is the art of rolling a dog turd in sugar and selling it as a donut.
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RE: The vast complexity of living things proves that God exists (proof 1)
(October 8, 2013 at 7:53 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: Right. My purpose in choosing these particular fruit is to illustrate a different point.

Of course. I'm interested to see how our friend presses his (?) point that one of the world's biggest creationist wackaloons now treats as a comedy routine.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: The vast complexity of living things proves that God exists (proof 1)
There's something very sad about the fact that the one product of evolution capable of understanding the process which led to their existence contains members that dogmatically deny it.
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