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(February 4, 2016 at 1:20 am)Tiberius Wrote: Y'all a bunch of weirdos, sitting on the toilet to wipe. How is that even possible? I tried it once and it's just ridiculous.
What does one do when they have the runs?
(Start wiping from the ankles up?)
(February 4, 2016 at 1:20 am)Tiberius Wrote: Y'all a bunch of weirdos, sitting on the toilet to wipe. How is that even possible? I tried it once and it's just ridiculous.
I feel the same way. I tried it after learning that most people do it that way, and it doesn't provide great access at all. The back of the toilet seat is right there, so it's hard to get your hand in there all the way to do a thorough wipe.
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I wonder if anyone new who comes to this forum realises that all this is not the atheist mindset talking but the influence of one single Catholic with a poop fetish
While still sitting, I lift one side of myself, usually the right side, thus allowing clear access to the dirty bit.
The toilet paper is 2-ply and 2 squares are usually all that's required.
Fold the first square so you get a rectangle of 4-ply and wipe the majority of the dirty bit, going from the front to back.
Fold that rectangle onto the next square to hide away the goo and repeat, but now, from back to front.
Fold again and repeat, front to back.
At each of these wipings, check is the toilet paper is coming out dirty... if not, it's done!
If there's still some gunk after the third fold, then bring out the heavy gun: wet tissues. Same technique, but you fold the tissue in half with each go... until you can fold it no further.
Then, more toilet paper to remove that wet feeling.
(February 4, 2016 at 2:37 am)ignoramus Wrote: What does one do when they have the runs?
(Start wiping from the ankles up?)
So, very rarely do I stand straight up and wipe. What I usually do, especially if I have the runs, is stand up slightly so I am still positioned over the toilet, in what is effectively a squat position. That way you can reach back and wipe without having to put your hand into the toilet bowl, and yous ass is still over the toilet so any...drippage...is dealt with.
I'm 6'6'' so remaining sitting on a toilet while trying to jam my arm down there somewhere is not an option. I have to stand up, but then my head is looking over the top of the stall at everyone while I wipe, which is also weird.
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