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RE: AF members' psychic predictions for 2016
December 17, 2015 at 9:57 pm
2016 is the second coming of our Lord.
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RE: AF members' psychic predictions for 2016
December 17, 2015 at 10:00 pm
When did he get off the first time?
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RE: AF members' psychic predictions for 2016
December 17, 2015 at 10:01 pm
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(December 17, 2015 at 9:57 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote: 2016 is the second coming of our Lord.
LOL, that's not very nice, CL. Just give me a minute, you know.
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RE: AF members' psychic predictions for 2016
December 17, 2015 at 10:24 pm
Sadly, my future vision is limited.
1. I will suffer the most horrible case of self inflicted diarrhea that will involve using most of the TP in the house and sleeping on the bath room floor.
2. Anal probing of which I'll remember very little but will be told all about by my spouse.
3. Delightful pictures will arrive as a memento of the occasion.
4. I won't be the only AF member with this experience.
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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RE: AF members' psychic predictions for 2016
December 17, 2015 at 10:51 pm
When my doctor suggested it was time for a follow-up colonoscopy I told him he'd have to point a gun at me.
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RE: AF members' psychic predictions for 2016
December 17, 2015 at 11:05 pm
(December 17, 2015 at 10:51 pm)Minimalist Wrote: When my doctor suggested it was time for a follow-up colonoscopy I told him he'd have to point a gun at me.
Is that when you have to drink that really nasty stuff so they can see inside your butt and in through your poop tunnels?
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RE: AF members' psychic predictions for 2016
December 17, 2015 at 11:06 pm
(December 17, 2015 at 10:51 pm)Minimalist Wrote: When my doctor suggested it was time for a follow-up colonoscopy I told him he'd have to point a gun at me.
Honestly, that is so hetero it annoys me.
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RE: AF members' psychic predictions for 2016
December 17, 2015 at 11:07 pm
(December 17, 2015 at 11:06 pm)Kitan Wrote: (December 17, 2015 at 10:51 pm)Minimalist Wrote: When my doctor suggested it was time for a follow-up colonoscopy I told him he'd have to point a gun at me.
Honestly, that is so hetero it annoys me.
What's so hetero about a colonoscopy? Everyone has colons. Gay or straight.
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RE: AF members' psychic predictions for 2016
December 17, 2015 at 11:09 pm
(December 17, 2015 at 11:07 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote: What's so hetero about a colonoscopy? Everyone has colons. Gay or straight.
His reaction to not wanting one.
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RE: AF members' psychic predictions for 2016
December 17, 2015 at 11:13 pm
Not everyone likes having doctors put things inside their butts. 
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