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rexbeccarox Offline
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#10531
RE: Member Photos
November 20, 2015 at 1:01 am
(November 20, 2015 at 12:48 am)TheRealJoeFish Wrote:
(November 20, 2015 at 12:34 am)The_Empress Wrote: Do you have a wife like my mom? My favorite was the time when my dad had just gotten out of the shower, getting ready to go to work, and I heard the gates of hell open directly out of my dad's mouth, while my mom cackled, "April Fool's!" at the top of her lungs. Turned out: she had sewed shut the leg openings of every pair of underwear he owned.

Their marriage ended shortly thereafter, come to think of it.

... Undecided  umm...

Hmm. No, I also neglected to mention that every other aspect of your story was also not applicable to me.  Except the changing into underwear quickly part.

Haha! I figured.

Tune in next time to a new episode of Becca's Dysfunctional Childhood: The Snoopy Stepmom and the Case of the Missing Family Silver.

(Sorry; sometimes my sense of humor is kind of dry. It's pretty cyclical, if you know what I mean.)
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#10532
RE: Member Photos
November 20, 2015 at 1:54 am
KITTEHS!!!!!!! *loses it*
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Edwardo Piet Away
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#10533
RE: Member Photos
November 20, 2015 at 8:03 pm
Took this picture a couple of weeks back after shaving... and I haz zeh very much shavings here I haz no beardingness:

[Image: Evie_zeh_shaven_turtleboy.jpg]

i iz zeh shaven turtle.

(Yes that is the top of Homer Simpson's head on my shirt].
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rexbeccarox Offline
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#10534
RE: Member Photos
November 20, 2015 at 10:02 pm
You have the cutest nose, Evie Heart
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Edwardo Piet Away
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#10535
RE: Member Photos
November 20, 2015 at 10:25 pm
Shock That was always the least favourite part of myself and now you made me feel better about it! I always feel like I have a weird nose.

Thank you Becca Heart
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RE: Member Photos
November 20, 2015 at 10:40 pm (This post was last modified: November 20, 2015 at 10:41 pm by SteelCurtain.)
We are always or toughest critic, Evie.

You're a good lookin' bloke.
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#10537
RE: Member Photos
November 20, 2015 at 10:42 pm
Big Grin really? Big Grin
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RE: Member Photos
November 20, 2015 at 10:43 pm
Really.
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

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#10539
RE: Member Photos
November 20, 2015 at 10:49 pm
Really reallyBig Grin
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
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Hammy Wrote:and we also have a sheep on our bed underneath as well
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Edwardo Piet Away
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RE: Member Photos
November 20, 2015 at 10:50 pm (This post was last modified: November 20, 2015 at 10:51 pm by Edwardo Piet.)
Yay!!!!


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