Our server costs ~$56 per month to run. Please consider donating or becoming a Patron to help keep the site running. Help us gain new members by following us on Twitter and liking our page on Facebook!
Current time: January 20, 2025, 12:54 pm
Atheist Forums › Discussion › Off Topic v
The Flying Spaghetti Monster Is Real

Thread Rating:
  • 0 Vote(s) - 0 Average
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
Thread Modes
The Flying Spaghetti Monster Is Real
Confused Ape Offline
Member
***
Religious Views: Using New Age Perception
Posts: 1189
Threads: 15
Joined: January 19, 2013
Reputation: 22
#1
The Flying Spaghetti Monster Is Real
August 27, 2015 at 3:44 pm (This post was last modified: August 27, 2015 at 3:46 pm by Confused Ape.)


Badger Badger Badger Badger Where are the snake and mushroom smilies?
Find
Reply
The Valkyrie Offline
The last smile some will see...
*******
Religious Views: Time to end them
Posts: 35391
Threads: 205
Joined: August 13, 2012
Reputation: 145
#2
RE: The Flying Spaghetti Monster Is Real
August 27, 2015 at 3:46 pm
Blasphemer.

Come back to me when this fake god has a day named after him

All hail Odin!

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
Find
Reply
Minimalist Offline Donators
Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass
*****
Religious Views: Fuck It
Posts: 69247
Threads: 3759
Joined: August 2, 2009
Reputation: 258
#3
RE: The Flying Spaghetti Monster Is Real
August 27, 2015 at 3:48 pm
Quote:Hail Marinara

Hail Marinara,
Full of Spice,
The Flying Spaghetti Monster is filled with thee.
Tasty art thou amongst sauces,
and blessed is the fruit
of thy jar, tomatoes
(although fools believe they are vegetables).
Holy Marinara,
Chief Amongst Toppings,
Save a plate for us now,
and at about 6 o’clock when dinner is served, if you would be so kind.
RAmen.
Find
Reply
Longhorn Away
Senior Member
****
Religious Views: atheist
Posts: 7318
Threads: 75
Joined: April 18, 2015
Reputation: 72
#4
RE: The Flying Spaghetti Monster Is Real
August 27, 2015 at 4:05 pm (This post was last modified: August 27, 2015 at 4:05 pm by Longhorn.)
I'm scared ._.
Find
Reply
Spooky Online Donators
Foam Cone
*****
Religious Views: Chaotic Neutral
Posts: 1890
Threads: 53
Joined: December 13, 2014
Reputation: 35
#5
RE: The Flying Spaghetti Monster Is Real
August 27, 2015 at 4:15 pm
Heh Smile
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
Find
Reply
Exian Offline
Top Member
****
Religious Views: Atheist
Posts: 5492
Threads: 53
Joined: September 4, 2014
Reputation: 55
#6
RE: The Flying Spaghetti Monster Is Real
August 27, 2015 at 4:59 pm (This post was last modified: August 27, 2015 at 5:00 pm by Exian.)
I don't need proof, I have faith.

Plus, that's not flying, that's swimming...with style.
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

For context, this is the previous verse:

"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
Find
Reply
Kingpin Offline
There is a God, I'm not Him
***
Religious Views: Christian
Posts: 2421
Threads: 30
Joined: July 16, 2015
Reputation: 49
#7
RE: The Flying Spaghetti Monster Is Real
August 27, 2015 at 5:00 pm
(August 27, 2015 at 4:59 pm)Exian Wrote: I don't need proof, I have faith.

I literally LOL'd
We are not made happy by what we acquire but by what we appreciate.
Find
Reply
brewer Offline Donators
wife thinks I'm part of the furniture
*****
Religious Views: atheist
Posts: 28525
Threads: 525
Joined: June 16, 2015
Reputation: 89
#8
RE: The Flying Spaghetti Monster Is Real
August 27, 2015 at 6:31 pm
I'm getting a more fettuccine feel. Since I've only ever heard of one flying spaghetti monster this can't be it. Maybe one of his minions though.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
Find
Reply
Minimalist Offline Donators
Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass
*****
Religious Views: Fuck It
Posts: 69247
Threads: 3759
Joined: August 2, 2009
Reputation: 258
#9
RE: The Flying Spaghetti Monster Is Real
August 27, 2015 at 6:42 pm
Heretic.
Find
Reply
JesusHChrist Offline
Thunder Thighs
****
Religious Views: Christian Satanist
Posts: 2962
Threads: 44
Joined: March 22, 2013
Reputation: 39
#10
RE: The Flying Spaghetti Monster Is Real
August 27, 2015 at 7:00 pm
While still a pasta, does ravioli count as being touched by His Noodly appendage? It's noodly, but hardly an appendage. More of a pillow, stuffed with goodness.

Had some for lunch and was unclear on this matter of doctrine.
Find
Reply


Atheist Forums › Discussion › Off Topic v
The Flying Spaghetti Monster Is Real

Possibly Related Threads...
Thread Author Replies Views Last Post
  Song Thread: Flying brewer 15 1766 January 8, 2020 at 6:01 am
Last Post: zebo-the-fat
  Are you the monster you want to be? Angrboda 48 3993 January 13, 2019 at 12:33 pm
Last Post: vulcanlogician
  Are you scared of flying? rado84 39 5896 July 8, 2015 at 10:45 am
Last Post: Anomalocaris
  Monster energy drinks are the DEVIL! Napoléon 18 2779 November 12, 2014 at 11:19 pm
Last Post: SteelCurtain
  How to bury a monster? Something completely different 11 2693 October 18, 2013 at 12:00 am
Last Post: *Deidre*
  Know what sucks? Flying metal birds! Violet 11 4269 June 13, 2011 at 1:58 pm
Last Post: frankiej
  Flying Spaghetti Monster? Church of The Smashing Orangey Bit? Did I Miss Something? Sam 4 3701 June 15, 2009 at 5:11 pm
Last Post: leo-rcc
  Visiting America, or "the reason I hate commercial flying". leo-rcc 3 2264 February 9, 2009 at 2:58 pm
Last Post: Eilonnwy



Users browsing this thread: 1 Guest(s)