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The Flying Spaghetti Monster Is Real

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The Flying Spaghetti Monster Is Real
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The Flying Spaghetti Monster Is Real
August 27, 2015 at 3:44 pm (This post was last modified: August 27, 2015 at 3:46 pm by Confused Ape.)


Badger Badger Badger Badger Where are the snake and mushroom smilies?
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RE: The Flying Spaghetti Monster Is Real
August 27, 2015 at 3:46 pm
Blasphemer.

Come back to me when this fake god has a day named after him

All hail Odin!

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: The Flying Spaghetti Monster Is Real
August 27, 2015 at 3:48 pm
Quote:Hail Marinara

Hail Marinara,
Full of Spice,
The Flying Spaghetti Monster is filled with thee.
Tasty art thou amongst sauces,
and blessed is the fruit
of thy jar, tomatoes
(although fools believe they are vegetables).
Holy Marinara,
Chief Amongst Toppings,
Save a plate for us now,
and at about 6 o’clock when dinner is served, if you would be so kind.
RAmen.
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RE: The Flying Spaghetti Monster Is Real
August 27, 2015 at 4:05 pm (This post was last modified: August 27, 2015 at 4:05 pm by Longhorn.)
I'm scared ._.
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RE: The Flying Spaghetti Monster Is Real
August 27, 2015 at 4:15 pm
Heh Smile
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
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RE: The Flying Spaghetti Monster Is Real
August 27, 2015 at 4:59 pm (This post was last modified: August 27, 2015 at 5:00 pm by Exian.)
I don't need proof, I have faith.

Plus, that's not flying, that's swimming...with style.
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

For context, this is the previous verse:

"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
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RE: The Flying Spaghetti Monster Is Real
August 27, 2015 at 5:00 pm
(August 27, 2015 at 4:59 pm)Exian Wrote: I don't need proof, I have faith.

I literally LOL'd
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RE: The Flying Spaghetti Monster Is Real
August 27, 2015 at 6:31 pm
I'm getting a more fettuccine feel. Since I've only ever heard of one flying spaghetti monster this can't be it. Maybe one of his minions though.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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RE: The Flying Spaghetti Monster Is Real
August 27, 2015 at 6:42 pm
Heretic.
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RE: The Flying Spaghetti Monster Is Real
August 27, 2015 at 7:00 pm
While still a pasta, does ravioli count as being touched by His Noodly appendage? It's noodly, but hardly an appendage. More of a pillow, stuffed with goodness.

Had some for lunch and was unclear on this matter of doctrine.
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