The Flying Spaghetti Monster Is Real

[The Valkyrie]

This ecumenicalism is disturbing.

[ignoramus]

It's the Flying Spaghetti Monster....not the Flying Fettucine Monster.

Next thing you'll want to let shells and rigatoni in as well!

That's because he's a café pastafarian! He cherry tomato picks his scriptures to suit his culinary beliefs!

[Iroscato]

The FSM reveals Himself in many ways. For example, I just saw a man walk past with hair that looked exactly like a pack of uncooked ramen noodles. Such absurd styling is not possible to achieve when attempted by mere human hands, so it must have been Him letting me know He is always there to watch over me.

R'amen.

[Homeless Nutter]

[Kingpin]

That man has clearly been baptized in the spirit

[dyresand]

XD that one guy in the comments so FSM is real and there is no evidence of jehova.
XD I am laughing to hard at the comment section.

[Pyrrho]

I'm a pastamentalist.

Official dogma of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster:

Most of us do not believe a religion – Christianity, Islam, Pastafarianiasm – requires literal belief in order to provide spiritual enlightenment. That is, we can be part of a community without becoming indoctrinated. There are many levels of belief. 

By design, the only dogma allowed in the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is the rejection of dogma.

https://web.archive.org/web/201506291642...org/about/

(Curiously, they have changed the site and the explanation is less than it used to be, which is why I have a link to an archive of the site rather than the current site.)

So, does being a "pastamentalist" mean you are dogmatic about not requiring any dogma?

[Minimalist]

Take THAT, Georgia!

http://www.rawstory.com/2016/01/this-pas...-religion/

Avino insisted that he took Pastafarianism seriously, and did not consider his headwear to be a form of satire.
“You may find our beliefs to be strange, but as strange as you may feel they are, they are still our beliefs. Some may find it strange that Christians believe that Jonah spent ‘3 days in a whale’s belly’ according to some texts,” he wrote. “Some may find it strange that Muslims believe that Muhammad was carried to the seven heavens on the back of a winged horse. Some may find it strange that Scientologists believe that Xenu, the dictator of the Galactic Confederacy brought billions of people to earth in a DC-8-like spacecraft, stacked them around volcanoes, and killed them with hydrogen bombs. Maybe you, the reader of this letter, do not personally believe that Muhammad flew to heaven on a winged horse, but do you question the validity of Islam as a religion?”
Avino said the state of Georgia had no right to judge whether his choice of religion was valid or not.

The FSM is a force for good.

[drfuzzy]

Praise be to the FSM who swims and flies with such grace and beauty!  Praise be to the FSM for allowing a small image if his greatness to be captured on video to share with the world!  Thusly he proves his existence and greatness before all other gods!  



R'Amen.

Gee, suddenly I have this craving for spaghetti bolognese . . .

[Nay_Sayer]

RAMEN!  May his noodles fill your heart.