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What is the proper way to pray to Odin?
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RE: What is the proper way to pray to Odin?
September 9, 2015 at 12:19 pm
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RE: What is the proper way to pray to Odin?
September 9, 2015 at 12:22 pm
I think you need to be holding a sword, too.

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RE: What is the proper way to pray to Odin?
September 9, 2015 at 12:36 pm
In order to worship you need a few things:
A viking helmet
Viking face paint
Pure bronze sword
A believer of a different faith


Now first put on the helmet and face paint. Then take off all your clothing. Afterwards climb the tallest building you can find within 1km radius. When at top, scream praises of Odin at the top of your voice. Till you hear the sound of thunder. After that sacrifice your victim.





Or you can choose to worship grandmaster Tuttle-Snake, the true creator, in which case you'd just need to prove your devotion partying the hardest you can and then some more.
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RE: What is the proper way to pray to Odin?
September 9, 2015 at 12:39 pm
(September 9, 2015 at 11:39 am)KUSA Wrote: My God of choice is Odin. So how should I pray to father Odin?

Short version. In the woods, at a copse with very old trees. Preferably decorated with the skulls of your slain enemies and your hunting trophys.
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What is the proper way to pray to Odin?
September 9, 2015 at 1:10 pm
You guys make it sound so difficult. I think I'll just sing this song.
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RE: What is the proper way to pray to Odin?
September 9, 2015 at 1:45 pm
Does Odin have the power to translate? Not sure. Better pray in Old Norse, Icelandic and/or Germanic. At least until he contacts you and says stop fucking up those languages and use you native tongue. Or he could say, they want fucking what?!
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RE: What is the proper way to pray to Odin?
September 9, 2015 at 1:47 pm
Last I heard Odin was in a kind of nursing home and isn't up to much these days.

You might have more luck with Thor, but he's having trouble booking a flight.
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RE: What is the proper way to pray to Odin?
September 9, 2015 at 1:48 pm
(September 9, 2015 at 12:39 pm)abaris Wrote:
(September 9, 2015 at 11:39 am)KUSA Wrote: My God of choice is Odin. So how should I pray to father Odin?

Short version. In the woods, at a copse with very old trees. Preferably decorated with the skulls of your slain enemies and your hunting trophys.

That's a relief. I was worried the ritual would involve ice baths and lutefisk.
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RE: What is the proper way to pray to Odin?
September 9, 2015 at 2:29 pm
(September 9, 2015 at 12:15 pm)Minimalist Wrote:
Quote:but if you have a Human that's a huge bonus

Make it a xtian!

He said human. Wink
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RE: What is the proper way to pray to Odin?
September 10, 2015 at 12:30 am (This post was last modified: September 10, 2015 at 12:31 am by thehedglin.)
You raid and pillage, slaughtering innocent villagers. If you pillage a city in Odin's hallowed name, leave not a single thing alive. Raze everything to the ground.

Rinse and repeat until you find yourself in Valhalla.
I would more generally advocate that one only leave one entrance into their mind(reason), and keep the rest of it rather closed, as it is one hell of a lot easier to shovel shit in than it is to get it out.

If the evidence and reason for you to believe something isn't really any better than the reason you should believe some rural farmer from Arkansas got anally probed by interstellar visitors, then you probably shouldn't.

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