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All the ways we can ruin sex

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All the ways we can ruin sex
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RE: All the ways we can ruin sex
September 19, 2015 at 7:17 pm
(September 19, 2015 at 5:54 pm)Parkers Tan Wrote: It takes two to tango ... the wrong partner can make sex bleh.

Kinda my point, little chance of me being the right partner these days.
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RE: All the ways we can ruin sex
September 19, 2015 at 7:19 pm
Once somebody is bound and gagged, I just don't see them as having much of an opportunity to ruin the proceedings.

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RE: All the ways we can ruin sex
September 19, 2015 at 7:21 pm
(September 19, 2015 at 7:17 pm)vorlon13 Wrote:
(September 19, 2015 at 6:53 pm)BrokenQuill92 Wrote: I've bitten down too hard a time or three

Chipped a tooth on Laffy Taffy ?

No but as much as my JoJo likes pain I think I went overboard
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#34
RE: All the ways we can ruin sex
September 19, 2015 at 7:35 pm
(September 19, 2015 at 7:17 pm)mh.brewer Wrote:
(September 19, 2015 at 5:54 pm)Parkers Tan Wrote: It takes two to tango ... the wrong partner can make sex bleh.

Kinda my point, little chance of me being the right partner these days.

I knew that was your point. I'm saying that the qualities of both partners matter.

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All the ways we can ruin sex
September 19, 2015 at 8:26 pm
I think a fart can ruin sex.
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RE: All the ways we can ruin sex
September 19, 2015 at 8:27 pm
No snuggle after…
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RE: All the ways we can ruin sex
September 19, 2015 at 8:41 pm
Sand fleas.
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All the ways we can ruin sex
September 19, 2015 at 8:42 pm
(September 19, 2015 at 8:41 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: Sand fleas.

Funny you should mention that. I got ate up at the beach getting a piece of ass one time. Them little fuckers suck.
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RE: All the ways we can ruin sex
September 19, 2015 at 8:43 pm
cold lube

accidentally using suntan lotion instead of lube

transferring poison ivy rash via skin contact
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RE: All the ways we can ruin sex
September 19, 2015 at 8:46 pm
Sodium hypochlorate.
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