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RE: I have a question about the Great Flood
September 28, 2015 at 6:54 pm
Well, we know for a fact the Flood happened.
Man was wicked and needed to be wiped out - as did all the animals apart from the selected few. You see, because of human sin, homosexuality also happens among animals. And the flood also wiped out the unicorns - because they're all sparkly and, therefore, gay.
Evidence for the flood is the Grand Canyon - carved, as it was, in a couple of days by the flood waters.
And, of course, they've found the Ark on Mt. Ararat.
And do you really think Ken Ham would be creating his Ark Encounter if it didn't really happen? It's obviously not to make money, after all.
Final proof of the Ark is that, hundreds of years after the flood, the last descendant of Noah was publicly executed by her enemies - Joan of Ark.
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RE: I have a question about the Great Flood
September 28, 2015 at 6:59 pm
(September 28, 2015 at 4:44 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: Um . .
why not just send the Jesus boy down early ??
Not even any reason for that. A clever God would have made sure to create people, who of their own free will, would never opt to misbehave. No need for a flood, or Jesus or burning heretics or any of the rest of it.
But it way the myth has it, God comes off as a parent who leave a toddler alone with a fork and a wall plug, then leaves the room only to return and kill the child for being disobedient enough to electrocute itself.
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RE: I have a question about the Great Flood
September 28, 2015 at 8:17 pm
A mental ward be more useful.
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RE: I have a question about the Great Flood
September 28, 2015 at 8:24 pm
You'll grow to love Minimalist.
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