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RE: Bible way to Heaven
October 9, 2015 at 8:48 pm
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(October 9, 2015 at 6:55 pm)sinnerdaniel94 Wrote: [...] I'm way worse than you think.
Really? You're worse than putrid discharge from a syphilitic monkey's bleeding rectum? I find that hard to believe... On second thought - yeah, you just might be...
"The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one." - George Bernard Shaw
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RE: Bible way to Heaven
October 9, 2015 at 9:17 pm
That's handy.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Bible way to Heaven
October 10, 2015 at 5:04 am
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I love a joke my brother made in response to "Jesus saves."
He said "Oh I usually just use Ctrl + S".
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RE: Bible way to Heaven
October 10, 2015 at 6:09 am
(October 10, 2015 at 5:04 am)Evie Wrote: I love a joke my brother made in response to "Jesus saves."
He said "Oh I usually just use Ctrl + S".
My favorite has always been:
JESUS SAVES!
(Everyone else takes 2d6 damage.)
A Christian told me: if you were saved you cant lose your salvation. you're sealed with the Holy Ghost
I replied: Can I refuse? Because I find the entire concept of vicarious blood sacrifice atonement to be morally abhorrent, the concept of holding flawed creatures permanently accountable for social misbehaviors and thought crimes to be morally abhorrent, and the concept of calling something "free" when it comes with the strings of subjugation and obedience perhaps the most morally abhorrent of all... and that's without even going into the history of justifying genocide, slavery, rape, misogyny, religious intolerance, and suppression of free speech which has been attributed by your own scriptures to your deity. I want a refund. I would burn happily rather than serve the monster you profess to love.
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RE: Bible way to Heaven
October 10, 2015 at 6:35 am
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I used to play Warhammer 40k so I find that funny too.
I just love how it was so spontaneous and nonchalant when my brother made that joke lol
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RE: Bible way to Heaven
October 10, 2015 at 7:07 am
(October 10, 2015 at 7:05 am)I_am_not_mafia Wrote: (October 9, 2015 at 2:05 pm)sinnerdaniel94 Wrote: "The bible is really clear on salvation.
The bible even says in ...
But the Bible says ...
The bible says he was ...
The Bible says that ...
The Bible is really clear that ...
The bible has that question in ...
Even the most famous verse in the whole Bible ...
The Bible says in ...
Why should we believe what the Bible says?
Because the bible says you should.
You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid.
Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis.
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RE: Bible way to Heaven
October 10, 2015 at 7:22 am
Just one point, as there's too much rubbish to hit point-by-point:
Quote:Even the most famous verse in the whole Bible, whose reference is written on the bottom of the cup at “In and Out Burger.” It’s so famous. Everybody’s heard of it: John 3:16. “For God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten son that whosoever believeth in him should not perish but have everlasting life.”
Firstly, I'm not sure that being printed on the bottom of a cup at 'In and Out Burger' is a particularly strong argument in favour of your interpretation of this verse.
Secondly, this is the most notorious bit in the Bible. Here's what it's really saying: 'For God so despised intellectual honesty, freedom and free thought that he has declared that anyone who does not love Jesus to the exclusion of all else is doomed to eternal misery and torture for the unthinkable crime of having the temerity to use the critical reasoning skills that God has provided.'
Any Christian who thinks John 3:16 is an expression of God's love for humanity should be ashamed of themselves.
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
You are clearly wasting your time if you think you can "save" us. 
