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RE: Bible way to Heaven
October 10, 2015 at 4:02 pm
(October 10, 2015 at 3:54 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Daniel, have you ever seen a history book that had talking snakes and garrulous donkeys in it?
In fact, have you ever even seen any book besides the magic one that you worship?
Dingdingdingding!!
Our word of the day is: garrulous.
Yay! Stimbo wins.
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A Christian told me: if you were saved you cant lose your salvation. you're sealed with the Holy Ghost
I replied: Can I refuse? Because I find the entire concept of vicarious blood sacrifice atonement to be morally abhorrent, the concept of holding flawed creatures permanently accountable for social misbehaviors and thought crimes to be morally abhorrent, and the concept of calling something "free" when it comes with the strings of subjugation and obedience perhaps the most morally abhorrent of all... and that's without even going into the history of justifying genocide, slavery, rape, misogyny, religious intolerance, and suppression of free speech which has been attributed by your own scriptures to your deity. I want a refund. I would burn happily rather than serve the monster you profess to love.
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RE: Bible way to Heaven
October 10, 2015 at 4:06 pm
I win a clown bukkake party, if the picture's any guide. Fine by me! 
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Bible way to Heaven
October 10, 2015 at 4:59 pm
Okay, after 15 pages I an no longer resist...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MqkgwhWCqWM
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RE: Bible way to Heaven
October 10, 2015 at 5:12 pm
(October 10, 2015 at 3:54 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Daniel, have you ever seen a history book that had talking snakes and garrulous donkeys in it?
In fact, have you ever even seen any book besides the magic one that you worship?
You shore got a purdy mouth, you and those twenty-dollar words.
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RE: Bible way to Heaven
October 10, 2015 at 6:38 pm
(October 10, 2015 at 1:13 pm)Randys brother Wrote: The fool has said in his heart, "There is no God."
The wise man asks for evidence. Have you got any? No the buy-bull doesn't count.
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RE: Bible way to Heaven
October 10, 2015 at 6:43 pm
(October 10, 2015 at 1:28 pm)Randys brother Wrote: Since the bible is true,it can be used other wise if was not real I would not quote it in the first place.
That's not how it works. You don't get to quote the claim as evidence to support the claim.
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RE: Bible way to Heaven
October 10, 2015 at 6:44 pm
(October 10, 2015 at 1:29 pm)Randys brother Wrote: (October 10, 2015 at 1:27 pm)TheRocketSurgeon Wrote: Oh wow, kid. You are so me at age 17. *sigh*
Archaeology doesn't do a good job of backing up the Bible stories, I'm afraid. There are some tidbits here and there that agree (they weren't trying to write a fabrication, they just didn't know stuff when they wrote it) with archaeological finds, but much of what the Bible tells about history is demonstrably false. Again, don't believe me on this, find out for yourself from non-fundamentalist sources.
If you only ever get your information from the place you originally got your opinions, it's effectively the definition of "closed-minded".
Yes Archaeology backs up the Bible,I will have to disagree with you.
The time you spend disagreeing would be better spent examining reality.
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RE: Bible way to Heaven
October 10, 2015 at 6:54 pm
(October 10, 2015 at 3:35 pm)Thena323 Wrote: Carson, I believe.
He gets in because no one can prove it's him, even if he let's us know in not-so-subtle ways. As long as he follows the rules and doesn't admit to being Randy outright, what can anyone do?
I actually find it slightly clever and extremely hilarious.
IF it is in fact Randy, of course. Yes, he's one to keep us laughing, no matter which alter ego he comes in with. I guess if he were really causing trouble the administrators could check his IP address and know it's the same person.
The god who allows children to be raped out of respect for the free will choice of the rapist, but punishes gay men for engaging in mutually consensual sex couldn't possibly be responsible for an intelligently designed universe.
I may defend your right to free speech, but i won't help you pass out flyers.
Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities.
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RE: Bible way to Heaven
October 10, 2015 at 7:10 pm
(October 10, 2015 at 6:43 pm)SnakeOilWarrior Wrote: (October 10, 2015 at 1:28 pm)Randys brother Wrote: Since the bible is true,it can be used other wise if was not real I would not quote it in the first place.
That's not how it works. You don't get to quote the claim as evidence to support the claim.
Why is this sooooooo fucking hard for the gawd-botherers to understand?!?
My friend says he created God. Since my friend doesn't tell lies, he can be used as a source otherwise if he did tell lies I would not quote him in the first place.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Bible way to Heaven
October 10, 2015 at 7:12 pm
(October 10, 2015 at 3:43 pm)Stimbo Wrote: (October 10, 2015 at 1:59 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: 'Yea, and the wise man shouteth it from the rooftops.' Borudians 26:20
Boru
"But I say unto you, That whosoever is angry with his brother without a cause shall be in danger of the judgment: and whosoever shall say to his brother, Raca, shall be in danger of the council: but whosoever shall say, Thou fool, shall be in danger of hell fire."
--Mt 5:22 But now in the 21st century, when people get angry without cause, we give them Xanax, not judgment. Do you think maybe we have it all wrong? Maybe we should at least go back to wet sheets.
The god who allows children to be raped out of respect for the free will choice of the rapist, but punishes gay men for engaging in mutually consensual sex couldn't possibly be responsible for an intelligently designed universe.
I may defend your right to free speech, but i won't help you pass out flyers.
Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities.
--Voltaire
Nietzsche isn't dead. How do I know he lives? He lives in my mind.
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