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Bible way to Heaven
RE: Bible way to Heaven
(October 11, 2015 at 3:37 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Now, I'm, fairly certain that no one on this board is a Samaritan, but this place is replete with Gentiles (to save you the trouble, 'Gentile' means 'not a Jew').  So, when you preach at us, you are not doing God's will, but are in direct contradiction of it, Mister Sinny Sinnerson.

Boru

But, to be fair, I think it's safe to say, noone really gives a shit anyway.
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RE: Bible way to Heaven
"The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good." Psalm 14:1
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RE: Bible way to Heaven
"But I say unto you, That whosoever is angry with his brother without a cause shall be in danger of the judgment: and whosoever shall say to his brother, Raca, shall be in danger of the council: but whosoever shall say, Thou fool, shall be in danger of hell fire."
-Matthew 5:22

Why do you want to go to hell?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Bible way to Heaven
(October 11, 2015 at 8:17 pm)sinnerdaniel94 Wrote: "The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good." Psalm 14:1

But I say unto you, That whosoever is angry with his brother without a cause shall be in danger of the judgment: and whosoever shall say to his brother, Raca, shall be in danger of the council: but whosoever shall say, Thou fool, shall be in danger of hell fire.
Matthew 5:22

You're going to hell, son.
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RE: Bible way to Heaven
(October 11, 2015 at 8:26 pm)Stimbo Wrote: "But I say unto you, That whosoever is angry with his brother without a cause shall be in danger of the judgment: and whosoever shall say to his brother, Raca, shall be in danger of the council: but whosoever shall say, Thou fool, shall be in danger of hell fire."
-Matthew 5:22

Why do you want to go to hell?

Ah, did not read this before posting.
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RE: Bible way to Heaven
(October 11, 2015 at 8:17 pm)sinnerdaniel94 Wrote: "The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good." Psalm 14:1

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(September 17, 2015 at 4:04 pm)Parkers Tan Wrote: I make change in the coin tendered. If you want courteous treatment, behave courteously. Preaching at me and calling me immoral is not courteous behavior.
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RE: Bible way to Heaven
(October 11, 2015 at 8:34 pm)Irrational Wrote:
(October 11, 2015 at 8:17 pm)sinnerdaniel94 Wrote: "The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good." Psalm 14:1

But I say unto you, That whosoever is angry with his brother without a cause shall be in danger of the judgment: and whosoever shall say to his brother, Raca, shall be in danger of the council: but whosoever shall say, Thou fool, shall be in danger of hell fire.
Matthew 5:22

You're going to hell, son.

what in the world. you're probably the brightest person I've spoken to on here.
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RE: Bible way to Heaven
(October 11, 2015 at 8:17 pm)sinnerdaniel94 Wrote: "The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good." Psalm 14:1

The whiny loser has said to himself there is no Odin and is secretly serving Loki, whether he knows it or not. 

Beccs: 1:1

You know, hearts don't talk, right?  Take it from someone who knows.

Tell you what: when you have done anything near what many atheists have done to help others (prayer doesn't count as "helping") then you can come and judge us.
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RE: Bible way to Heaven
(October 11, 2015 at 8:17 pm)sinnerdaniel94 Wrote: "The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good." Psalm 14:1

You know what a heart does it pumps blood it gives your body oxygen which we need to live. If there is a god that existed it  wouldn't be one that
humans i.e. us wouldn't know of.
Atheism is a non-prophet organization join today. 


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RE: Bible way to Heaven
(October 11, 2015 at 12:03 am)sinnerdaniel94 Wrote:
(October 10, 2015 at 11:52 pm)Homeless Nutter Wrote: Genesis 2:16-17  And the LORD God commanded the man, saying, Of every tree of the garden thou mayest freely eat: But of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil, thou shalt not eat of it: for in the day that thou eatest thereof thou shalt surely die.

Genesis 3:4-5  And the serpent said unto the woman, Ye shall not surely die: For God doth know that in the day ye eat thereof, then your eyes shall be opened, and ye shall be as gods, knowing good and evil.

Genesis 3:6 When the woman saw that the tree was good for food, and that it was a delight to the eyes, and that the tree was desirable to make one wise, she took from its fruit and ate; and she gave also to her husband with her, and he ate.

Sooo, did they die on that day?

Did they f***...

Genesis 3:7 And the eyes of them both were opened, and they knew that they were naked; and they sewed fig leaves together, and made themselves aprons.

In other words - the serpent told the truth, your god is a liar and so are you.

BOOOO-YAAA! Another chrishchunn biaaatch got schooled! Tongue

2 Peter 3:8 "But, beloved, be not ignorant of this one thing, that one day is with the Lord as a thousand years, and a thousand years as one day."

No man has lived to be a thousand years old. Adam died 930 years.

No, that was old testament. Days then were measured in evenings and mornings, not years. It says so right from the start.
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