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#31
RE: hi, i'm jesus.
October 24, 2015 at 5:10 pm
i have to take a break from the computer for a while, i'll check for replies later.

TBC...
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RE: hi, i'm jesus.
October 24, 2015 at 5:11 pm
OK, see you later Smile

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#33
RE: hi, i'm jesus.
October 24, 2015 at 5:31 pm (This post was last modified: October 24, 2015 at 5:32 pm by I_am_not_mafia.)
Hi Jesus, meet your brother, Jesus.

http://atheistforums.org/thread-37928.html
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#34
RE: hi, i'm jesus.
October 24, 2015 at 5:46 pm
Hmm, so since your prayers are being answered, and burning stuff does sound like good ol yahweh, the easiest thing to do right now is pray that he just produces the proof of his existence, That will solve your dilemma as well as one of the biggest problems in the entire world.
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#35
RE: hi, i'm jesus.
October 24, 2015 at 6:00 pm
what, ANOTHER jesus???  

Oh well.  Welcome!
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#36
RE: hi, i'm jesus.
October 24, 2015 at 6:04 pm
Hey big J, brought the nails? I can put you up for the night Big Grin

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#37
RE: hi, i'm jesus.
October 24, 2015 at 8:26 pm
Welcome fem jesus. When you get a chance say hi to the god mum for me.

Did your fathers family name have anything to do with virgin wool or sterilized mutton? (hehe)
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#38
RE: hi, i'm jesus.
October 24, 2015 at 8:32 pm
Oh boy....


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#39
RE: hi, i'm jesus.
October 24, 2015 at 9:17 pm
(October 24, 2015 at 4:50 pm)the lamb Wrote:
(October 24, 2015 at 4:46 pm)robvalue Wrote: Hello, welcome Smile

You're Jesus, huh? OK.

hi, thanks.

don't know.  i don't think so.  i am, and i'm not.  both at the same time.  it's horrible.  i can't stand it, it drives me bat shit crazy.

so basically your a Christian we get it Smile
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#40
RE: hi, i'm jesus.
October 24, 2015 at 9:40 pm
(October 24, 2015 at 9:17 pm)jenny1972 Wrote:
(October 24, 2015 at 4:50 pm)the lamb Wrote: hi, thanks.

don't know.  i don't think so.  i am, and i'm not.  both at the same time.  it's horrible.  i can't stand it, it drives me bat shit crazy.

so basically your a Christian we get it Smile

Christians are believers of christ, not christ himself, right? Undecided
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