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The 'what would you do if' thread...
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(November 22, 2015 at 6:34 pm)ignoramus Wrote: I'd eat at maccas instead!
What would you do if like quantum leap you just realised that you are a devout Muslim praying with all the others in some foreign country!

Naturally I would follow these steps:

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  • I would feel shame for having lost the battle against religion and maintaining my identity as a True Atheist ™

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  • I would naturally assume I was a muslim of Japanese descent

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  • I would naturally assume I was also a samurai.

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  • I would commit hara kiri suicide for the shame discovered in step 1
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What would you do and how would  you feel if I cried because my computer blew up on me 10 seconds after this post was sent, and I was not able to afford a new one for a full two years?
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I'd offer you a tissue and gently pet your head. Big Grin

What would you do if you had a billion dollars but still had to go to a job of your choosing every day?
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I would have fun with the billion, and the job of my choosing would be Scarlett Johansson's Official Breast Polisher. I would work the long hours required, without a word of complaint.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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(November 23, 2015 at 1:44 pm)Ludwig Wrote: What would you do if you had a billion dollars but still had to go to a job of your choosing every day?

I'd get fired ASAP.

What would you do if CL let you watch her poop?
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Well i would kindly decline

What would you do if.. you had three pills 1 pill gives you super powers the other makes you super rich the third pill gives cures everything
even the common cold, broken leg and the affects of the pill extend your life making you look young
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I would choose the pill that makes me super rich because I could afford everything I want that way including top notch healthcare for any illnesses I might get.

What would you do if you were forced to acquire any one phobia?
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I would acquire the fear of Ablutophobia to finally understand the plight of the British!

What would you do if you woke up and lost all your memory? How would you start?
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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Learning English and how to sit up, and then how to crawl, and then walk, and eventually even how to use the lavatory I reckon.

What would you do if I told you I start some work for charity - volunteering for a shop where all the sales go to a hospice - today?

YAY! Super excited.
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I'd ask you where you manage to get the time from to earn a living with a regular job and do voluntary charity work at the same time. I barely even have the time to post here as much as I would like to because work keeps me so busy. Tongue

What would you do if you could choose to be with any one person for the rest of your life?
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I've never had a regular job. I don't earn a living.

Be with in a romantic or sexual sense or just as a friend/ in general? If it's the former I'm not entirely sure but based on the girls I've known so far I could take a guess who I'd like to most so far. If the latter then I'd choose my brother Owen to be with as a friend forever... I think. Not sure though.

Both are tough decisions.

What would you do if I asked you what you think of my above analysis in this post? (paragraph 2).
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