NOOOOOO!!! Don't become a Christian! Kiss Hank's ass with me! He'll give give you a million dollars if you do!

(November 30, 2015 at 6:09 pm)Crossless1 Wrote: I can make my own casseroles and three-bean salads, thank you very much.

Three-bean salad is the best. If you've got that, what do you need a god for?

(November 30, 2015 at 9:44 pm)Thena323 Wrote:

(November 30, 2015 at 6:09 pm)Crossless1 Wrote: I can make my own casseroles and three-bean salads, thank you very much.

Three-bean salad is the best. If you've got that, what do you need a god for?

To explain why people would eat three beans salad.

Or beans, for that matter.

Or beetroot!

Or asparagus.

I was so disappointed when KFC stopped selling their 3 bean salad!
I lived on it!
All I could taste was sugar and pepper but I still loved it!
Haven't been farting much since though....

Don't you miss that, brother? The three-bean salad is calling you...it wants you to come home.


EDIT: Damn. Forgot "home". If there is a God, nobody caught that. hehe

(November 30, 2015 at 10:19 pm)Thena323 Wrote: Don't you miss that, brother? The three-bean salad is calling you...it wants you to come home.


EDIT: Damn. Forgot "home". If there is a God, nobody caught that. hehe

Not until you made us aware of that.

Isn't there some story about KFC staff adding that special "ingredient" to their salads, some times?

The Special Sauce made fresh daily. If you lie and say you're allergic, they'll just pile on extra.

(November 30, 2015 at 6:09 pm)Crossless1 Wrote:

(November 30, 2015 at 6:06 pm)KUSA Wrote: You should be a Christian because of all the pot luck food the old ladies bring in after the sermon.

I can make my own casseroles and three-bean salads, thank you very much.

Well cook some up and bring it to church brother. Hungry Christians need you.

(November 30, 2015 at 3:33 pm)dyresand Wrote: In 2 paragraphs or less convince me why i should be christian.

Hmm Maybe you shouldn't be if you have no want or reason to serve God.

I honestly think if you don't want to go on your own accord nothing anyone can tell you will ever change your mind. What I call Heaven multiplied over eternity could for you be Hell.

If your truly looking for a reason ASK God to give you want. He's the one that loves you maybe He can show you something that will ring your bell...

(December 1, 2015 at 4:51 pm)Drich Wrote:

(November 30, 2015 at 3:33 pm)dyresand Wrote: In 2 paragraphs or less convince me why i should be christian.

Hmm Maybe you shouldn't be if you have no want or reason to serve God.

I honestly think if you don't want to go on your own accord nothing anyone can tell you will ever change your mind. What I call Heaven multiplied over eternity could for you be Hell.

If your truly looking for a reason ASK God to give you want. He's the one that loves you maybe He can show you something that will ring your bell...

If were going by that logic


A. god(s) doesn't exist 

B. god(s) doesn't  give a shit about me.