(December 15, 2015 at 1:11 am)Catholic_Lady Wrote: A queef is an evil spirit that comes out of a woman's vagina when she fornicates.

The funniest line I've read on these boards. 

(December 15, 2015 at 10:35 am)Catholic_Lady Wrote:

(December 15, 2015 at 1:55 am)SteelCurtain Wrote: Jibbers Crabst that made my day. That was the newest post, and I was drinking water and some almost came through my nose.

Awesome, C_L.

Glad you enjoyed. Fornication is premarital sexual intercourse, so if a woman has sexual intercourse with her husband there will be no queef.

STOP IT!!!

(December 15, 2015 at 12:31 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote:

(December 15, 2015 at 1:09 am)TrueChristian Wrote: I apologize one and all.

I am indeed a "Poe."

I am actually Catholic, or was riased such.

I find much of the spirituality appelaing, but actual notions of God/Jesus  or Heaven/Hell, I really am not sold on at all.

I will shed my "Poeness" and speak normally from here on in.

No shit, really?  I'm sure none of us suspected a thing.

/sarcasm

Note to self: Start reading thread pages back to front!

(December 15, 2015 at 10:41 am)bennyboy Wrote:

(December 15, 2015 at 10:35 am)Catholic_Lady Wrote: Glad you enjoyed. Fornication is premarital sexual intercourse, so if a woman has sexual intercourse with her husband there will be no queef.

I can confirm that this is not true.  My wife's best orgasms are almost always followed by pfffft when I pull out.

What's that you say?  TMI?

That's because it's still considered fornication when it's between atheists or any other couple who did not get married in a Roman Catholic church. God only recognizes marriages that happened in His Holy Church, so in His eyes you are not married and therefore still fornicating. Therefore, queef.

(December 15, 2015 at 10:35 am)Catholic_Lady Wrote:

(December 15, 2015 at 1:55 am)SteelCurtain Wrote: Jibbers Crabst that made my day. That was the newest post, and I was drinking water and some almost came through my nose.

Awesome, C_L.

Glad you enjoyed. Fornication is premarital sexual intercourse, so if a woman has sexual intercourse with her husband there will be no queef.

So, do women carry these queefs around, or are they made when you fornicate?

How about when you masturbate?

Have you ever seen a queef?

Do they talk to you?

Do they get up and dance around?

Can they sing?

Do they add to the pleasure in some way?

(December 15, 2015 at 3:50 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote:

(December 15, 2015 at 10:41 am)bennyboy Wrote: I can confirm that this is not true.  My wife's best orgasms are almost always followed by pfffft when I pull out.

What's that you say?  TMI?

That's because it's still considered fornication when it's between atheists or any other couple who did not get married in a Roman Catholic church. God only recognizes marriages that happened in His Holy Church, so in His eyes you are not married and therefore still fornicating. Therefore, queef.

I see - so your god is a monopolizing capitalist.

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My most righteous God punishes heathen fornicators with.... queefs.

But only the wretched women.

(December 15, 2015 at 5:04 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote: But only the wretched women.

Only the heathens who fornicate are so punished? It figures, the favoritism!

How is it really punishment when said "queef" has no appearance, sound, smell, nor other effect?

Can you tell us about the care and feeding of queefs, if that's even possible?

(December 15, 2015 at 5:04 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote: My most righteous God punishes heathen fornicators with.... queefs.

I love the smell of queef in the morning.  You know, one time we fucked like badgers for 12 hours, when it was all over, I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' evil spirit. The smell, you know that queefy smell, the whole vagina.  Smelled like victory.