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Is Quran the proof of God?
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/Allah. There's no way to top that.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
 (January 13, 2016 at 11:39 am)Rhythm Wrote:(January 13, 2016 at 11:31 am)Sheed1980 Wrote: Here are some more miracles of the Qur'an that we are blessed to have knowledge of. I take credit for none of these examples I give. Also they all r n the Arabic language and not the translation. Each CH.has a number of verses. If u add the ch.number with the verses in that ch.u get an even or odd number. For ex ch.1 has 7 verses so 1+7=8. So ch.1 is even. If u do this for all 114 ch.u get exactly 57 even and 57 odd numbers. Add all even numbers u get the sum of 6236 which happens to be the total amount of verses in the Qur'an. Did you come up with that all by yourself? Wow. And what language was that revelation in? Because as many words as I typed u could come up with something ridiculous like that in any language. But anyway all jokes aside. I am not the one to judge ufor ur antics. Ur mockery will dig a deep hole for u that u can't get out of unless you believe b4 it's too late. But as said to others my friend. To you be your way of belief and to me be mine (January 13, 2016 at 7:35 pm)Sheed1980 Wrote: And what language was that revelation in? Klingon, obviously.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
RE: Is Quran the proof of God?
January 13, 2016 at 7:37 pm
(This post was last modified: January 13, 2016 at 7:39 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
(January 13, 2016 at 7:35 pm)Sheed1980 Wrote: Did you come up with that all by yourself? Wow. And what language was that revelation in? Because as many words as I typed u could come up with something ridiculous like that in any language.Ding ding ding! I'm guessing the irony will be lost on you. Quote:But anyway all jokes aside. I am not the one to judge ufor ur antics. Ur mockery will dig a deep hole for u that u can't get out of unless you believe b4 it's too late. But as said to others my friend. To you be your way of belief and to me be mine I know, I know, you've told me, I'm going to muslim hell. Thing is, I don't give a shit........... I've -already been- to muslim hell.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
(January 13, 2016 at 7:37 pm)Rhythm Wrote:(January 13, 2016 at 7:35 pm)Sheed1980 Wrote: Did you come up with that all by yourself? Wow. And what language was that revelation in? Because as many words as I typed u could come up with something ridiculous like that in any language.Ding ding ding! I'm guessing the irony will be lost on you. Well I actually never said that because first off I don't know what will happen to you. Allah may guide u to His path and forgiveness. He is The Oft Forgiving Most Merciful. Secondly there isn't a Muslim Hell or Christian Hell or Jewish Hell or polytheist Hell or atheist Hell. Hellfire is Hellfire. Different levels of punishment but the same place RE: Is Quran the proof of God?
January 13, 2016 at 10:03 pm
(This post was last modified: January 13, 2016 at 10:05 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
I never actually said that, this gigglestick says. Yeah, I know...you never manage to reach down, grab your dick, and say what you're thinking. Instead...you end every godamned post with a passive aggressive jokethreat.
 Here, let me show you how it's done. Fuck allah, fuck mohamed...and fuck you.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
these atheists are pathetic, all of their arguments are based on emotions
they are not interested in rational intelligent conversation you lot still havent even learnt how to be mature men yet still swearing and insulting , but a rational argument is extremely rare amongst you RE: Is Quran the proof of God?
January 14, 2016 at 1:00 am
(This post was last modified: January 14, 2016 at 1:01 am by The Grand Nudger.)
It's a bit like a game of whack-a-mole that never ends. You want to talk about rational arguments? Your brothers in faith have tried to convince me of ancient aliens and/or dirt men...and numerology...... in just the past 24 hours.
You've fared no better.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
As annoying as xtian asswipes are these muslim shitballs are much worse...and, incredibly, even stupider.
Pat Mustard
Previous username: GUBU God! Theresa, I forgot me fecking trousers!  Religious Views: the Disc's first ligthning proof atheist (January 6, 2016 at 3:48 am)Sheed1980 Wrote: Actually there are 6236 verses in the Qur'an in 114 chapters. If u add the chapter number plus the number of verses in the chapter (i.e. CH.1 has 7 verses so 1+7=8). If u do this for all 114 chapters u get exactly 57 even and 57 odd numbers. Add all even numbers u get 6236 which as said b4 is the total amount of verses. If u add all odd numbers u get 6555 which is the sum of 1+2+3......114 which is the total amount of chapters. Sheed, hate to break it to you, but you can't be a muslim as you've committed necromancy (ok thread necromancy), and isn't magic banned by the quran?
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