Yus. :3

And I'll take that kudos as an extra big jar of mayo.

Evie ...Instead of making jars of mayo, here's a better idea!
Go outside, out in the sun and everything, there you will find a nice recipient where you can expel your mayo directly!
Please!

No. I like my life the way it is

Nothing spectacular at the moment, but I will go on a 45 minute walk in a bit.

Liverpool v. ManU. Tweeting as well.

First snow this year. pretty. Also: copyediting, with the end in sight!

Making French toast for breakfast

(January 17, 2016 at 4:19 am)Vic Wrote:

(January 17, 2016 at 12:19 am)pool the great Wrote: Want my advice? Friendzone him. Make it explicitly clear that you have friendzoned him.
If all else fail, lie that you are not ready because you are still feeling battered after your last relationship.

Always work.

(January 17, 2016 at 12:20 am)Bella Morte Wrote: Tell him to stop being a cunt and fuck off. No need to sugarcoat shit.

I did both, just without lying about a pervious relationship. Completely clueless ._.

C: go out with me.
Me: no.
*One year later*
C: go out with me.
M: dude. I don't like you.
C: *continues to initiate conversations by being a massive dickwad*
Me: .-. .-. .-.

Why don't you go out with him anyway?
Plus, he sounds like the kind of guy that won't leave you alone, he will follow you around like your maid, yeah, losers tend to do that, ignore him and tell him you're not interested whenever he asks you.

Because he's a first class shithead, that's a, and I'm really not interested in dating at the moment?

Well, I know of ways to make him leave me alone, if it comes to that