I saw two men with the name tags ordering food in McDonald's. I really wanted to ask them about that "magical underwear" they seem to wear. But I was in my lunch break and didn't want to get into an extended discussion.

If I see them again, when I'm walking home, and I'm approached, an ideas on embarrassing/awkward questions I could ask them? I don't want to be caught off guard if I'm ambushed so any help would very much appreciated. Thanks in advance.

You could say
Oi hey guy's what's with them magical underwear do you get super powers or something?

- Ask for the celestial coordinates of Kolob
- Carry a small stone in your pocket and wear a hat. If they ask a question say 'let me see' and then drop the stone in your hat and put your face up to it as if to block out light.
- Ask for the entry requirements to their three levels of heaven (celestial, terrestrial, telestial)
- What are you going to name your planet if you become a god and are you looking forward to spirit fucking?
- Why did it take god until 1978 to change his attitude about black people?

That should get you going.

"Fuck you and Joey Smith, too!"

Do the magic undies have any absorbent properties for seniors?

"So, how long have you guys been an item?"

Did you actually see them bothering shoppers?

(February 1, 2016 at 2:29 pm)Thumpalumpacus Wrote: Did you actually see them bothering shoppers?

I've seen Mormons bothering shoppers in my town on one or two occasions in the past. So, I assumed, once they'd had their meal at McDonald's they'd go back to bothering people. As I promptly went back to my place of employment, I never saw how they behaved towards shoppers.

I've honestly never seen them bothering anyone in public, they only used to come to my door, at least until I got myself permanently blacklisted, and now I only see them riding their precious little bikes down the road.

I would like to see a Mormon knock on a JWs door or visa versa.