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Goodbye, Rubio Tuesday
#1
Goodbye, Rubio Tuesday
The little twerp packs it in.  Praising 'god' who apparently fucked him over but good.

Don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out.
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#2
RE: Goodbye, Rubio Tuesday
A pretty face with only a tiny bit of substance behind it.

And whatever that substance was, it was viscous, rancid, and probably carcinogenic
How will we know, when the morning comes, we are still human? - 2D

Don't worry, my friend.  If this be the end, then so shall it be.
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#3
RE: Goodbye, Rubio Tuesday
I watched the speech. He said "God" more often than Min says "Fuck". It really pisses me off when they act like everyone they're speaking to buys into their fucking religion. There are something like 30% of the population who are not Christians - more than the black and Hispanic population combined. It wouldn't be acceptable to speak to an audience and address them as if everybody was white. Why is it acceptable to pretend everyone's a Christian?
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.

Albert Einstein
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#4
RE: Goodbye, Rubio Tuesday
Not too surprising. I've heard him get called the Marco Bot after he gave the exact same scripted lines four different times in one debate.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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#5
RE: Goodbye, Rubio Tuesday
"It wasn't in God's plan that I be President in 2016."

"Wait does that mean that it was God's plan for Obama to be President, and you voted against him constantly, ignorring god's plan/"

"It wasn't in God's plan that I be president in 2016."

"Damn, he's on repeat again."
The whole tone of Church teaching in regard to woman is, to the last degree, contemptuous and degrading. - Elizabeth Cady Stanton
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#6
RE: Goodbye, Rubio Tuesday
(March 15, 2016 at 9:15 pm)Cecelia Wrote: "It wasn't in God's plan that I be President in 2016."

"Wait does that mean that it was God's plan for Obama to be President, and you voted against him constantly, ignorring god's plan/"

"It wasn't in God's plan that I be president in 2016."

"Damn, he's on repeat again."

Remember, everything that happens is "god's plan" unless it's something they don't like then, apparently, the devil is far more powerful than "god".

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#7
RE: Goodbye, Rubio Tuesday
Quote:I watched the speech. He said "God" more often than Min says "Fuck".

If elected I promise to work on increasing my Fuck ratio.

Big Grin
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#8
RE: Goodbye, Rubio Tuesday
(March 15, 2016 at 9:19 pm)Minimalist Wrote:
Quote:I watched the speech. He said "God" more often than Min says "Fuck".

If elected I promise to work on increasing my Fuck ratio.

Big Grin

You get my vote.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#9
RE: Goodbye, Rubio Tuesday
(March 15, 2016 at 9:19 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Remember, everything that happens is "god's plan" unless it's something they don't like then, apparently, the devil is far more powerful than "god".


"God LETS the Devil do that stuff.  He could stop him, he just doesn't."

"Yeah, I could beat up Ronda Rousey, I just don't."

Rubio's logic is super fuzzy:

-God's laws supersedes the constitution
-God's plan determines who gets elected

By this logic, God should determine the constitution and all laws.  Meaning disobeying the law (Denying gay couples the right to get married) would be the same as going against God's plan.
The whole tone of Church teaching in regard to woman is, to the last degree, contemptuous and degrading. - Elizabeth Cady Stanton
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#10
RE: Goodbye, Rubio Tuesday
(March 15, 2016 at 9:19 pm)Minimalist Wrote:
Quote:I watched the speech. He said "God" more often than Min says "Fuck".

If elected I promise to work on increasing my Fuck ratio.

Big Grin

Yeah, don't start slacking now.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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