If every time you masturbated you summoned a sex demon, most people on these forums would have a real problem.
We'd probably have to call a demon exterminator. Would that be an exorcist?

I knew it!

It's true of sex too.

Look at the faces some women make during sex. That's the demon appearing.

(April 13, 2016 at 4:10 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: It's true of sex too.

Look at the faces some women make during sex.  That's the demon appearing.

All the more reason to smite the demon with a staff of righteousness whenever and wherever it makes its appearance.

(April 13, 2016 at 4:12 pm)Crossless1 Wrote:

(April 13, 2016 at 4:10 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: It's true of sex too.

Look at the faces some women make during sex.  That's the demon appearing.

All the more reason to smite the demon with a staff of righteousness whenever and wherever it makes its appearance.

Is that what you call it?

(April 13, 2016 at 4:13 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:

(April 13, 2016 at 4:12 pm)Crossless1 Wrote: All the more reason to smite the demon with a staff of righteousness whenever and wherever it makes its appearance.

Is that what you call it?

Only when I'm performing God's work.

Go deep in God's holy name!

(April 13, 2016 at 4:16 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Go deep in God's holy name!

Yes, that's called "Burying the Bishop".

(April 13, 2016 at 4:19 pm)Crossless1 Wrote:

(April 13, 2016 at 4:16 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Go deep in God's holy name!

Yes, that's called "Burying the Bishop".

Dammit, I wish I knew that.

A couple of years ago a guy asked if I wanted to bury the bishop and I took him literally.  I don't think they've found that particular bishop, yet!

(April 13, 2016 at 4:27 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:

(April 13, 2016 at 4:19 pm)Crossless1 Wrote: Yes, that's called "Burying the Bishop".

Dammit, I wish I knew that.

A couple of years ago a guy asked if I wanted to bury the bishop and I took him literally.  I don't think they've found that particular bishop, yet!

Misunderstandings happen. As long as you enjoyed yourself -- that's what really matters.

I had to dispose of a clergyman once, and my idiot girlfriend at the time thought I wanted to screw. Ended up having to do both while she just laid there offering little help with either. Exhausting and frustrating night.