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Five things that will make you feel happier straightaway

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Five things that will make you feel happier straightaway
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RE: Five things that will make you feel happier straightaway
April 13, 2016 at 4:00 pm
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RE: Five things that will make you feel happier straightaway
April 13, 2016 at 4:00 pm
Where is your scientific proof that this is the case?
1. My favorite type of music is christian rock. I can't help it, it's just how I was born.
2. All my friends are complete idiots and dicks.
3. I have porphyria. (It's an allergy to the sun) Every mosquito that has bitten me has given me yellow fever.
4. I tried to help an old lady across the street once. We both were hit by a car.
5. I'm working with the worst luck ever. Do you really want me to try new things?
I swear, these motivational speakers are trying to kill me.
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RE: Five things that will make you feel happier straightaway
April 13, 2016 at 6:14 pm
(April 13, 2016 at 3:46 pm)TheRealJoeFish Wrote: KITTIES Big Grin Tiger


Yus! :3
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RE: Five things that will make you feel happier straightaway
April 13, 2016 at 6:30 pm
(April 13, 2016 at 3:46 pm)TheRealJoeFish Wrote: KITTIES Big Grin Tiger

Hell yes!

Until you find a dead mouse that's managed to crawl behind furniture and is now starting to stink.

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RE: Five things that will make you feel happier straightaway
April 13, 2016 at 6:34 pm
Right I haven't looked at the OP, here are my 5:

1. An orgasm.
2. Making someone else have an orgasm.
3. AF.
4. music.
5. Eating tasty food.

Okay, now I'll read the OP and see how many I got right.
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RE: Five things that will make you feel happier straightaway
April 13, 2016 at 6:36 pm
(April 13, 2016 at 2:47 pm)FebruaryOfReason Wrote: Enjoy!

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/hay-f...t-now.html
1 Listening to a favourite piece of music
2 Spending five more minutes with someone you like
3 Going outdoors
4 Helping someone else
5 Having a new experience

I'm always doing 1 and 2, no wonder I'm so happy Big Grin
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RE: Five things that will make you feel happier straightaway
April 13, 2016 at 6:39 pm
A blow job,

followed, of course, by a blow job.
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RE: Five things that will make you feel happier straightaway
April 13, 2016 at 7:38 pm
(April 13, 2016 at 4:00 pm)ItsNotEmmi Wrote: Where is your scientific proof that this is the case?
1. My favorite type of music is christian rock. I can't help it, it's just how I was born.
2. All my friends are complete idiots and dicks.
3. I have porphyria. (It's an allergy to the sun) Every mosquito that has bitten me has given me yellow fever.
4. I tried to help an old lady across the street once. We both were hit by a car.
5. I'm working with the worst luck ever. Do you really want me to try new things?
I swear, these motivational speakers are trying to kill me.

I like you already! You made me laugh! Shy

I saw Stryper years ago! Not that bad!
If all your friends are idiots, are they saying the same thing?  Hehe
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RE: Five things that will make you feel happier straightaway
April 13, 2016 at 7:45 pm (This post was last modified: April 13, 2016 at 7:46 pm by vorlon13.)
loose cha cha heels

tight mankunt

warm place to shit on Steve from Montreal


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RE: Five things that will make you feel happier straightaway
April 14, 2016 at 1:11 pm (This post was last modified: April 14, 2016 at 1:15 pm by FebruaryOfReason.)
(April 13, 2016 at 6:34 pm)Evie Wrote: Right I haven't looked at the OP, here are my 5:

1. An orgasm.
2. Making someone else have an orgasm.
3. AF.
4. music.
5. Eating tasty food.

Okay, now I'll read the OP and see how many I got right.

Evie, none of these are mutually exclusive with my original 5. Big Grin


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Where is your scientific proof that this is the case?

In the link
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