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Five things that will make you feel happier straightaway

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Five things that will make you feel happier straightaway
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Five things that will make you feel happier straightaway
April 13, 2016 at 2:47 pm
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RE: Five things that will make you feel happier straightaway
April 13, 2016 at 3:23 pm (This post was last modified: April 13, 2016 at 3:37 pm by ApeNotKillApe.)
6. Crack rock.
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RE: Five things that will make you feel happier straightaway
April 13, 2016 at 3:26 pm
Beer
Bong
Bacon
Beer
Beer
"Hipster is what happens when young hot people do what old ladies do." -Exian
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RE: Five things that will make you feel happier straightaway
April 13, 2016 at 3:27 pm
6. Sex while beer and smoke.
"Hipster is what happens when young hot people do what old ladies do." -Exian
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RE: Five things that will make you feel happier straightaway
April 13, 2016 at 3:38 pm
Getting to see my kids
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RE: Five things that will make you feel happier straightaway
April 13, 2016 at 3:40 pm
7. Steak and a blow job.
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RE: Five things that will make you feel happier straightaway
April 13, 2016 at 3:41 pm
All good. I also agree with good sex and beer.

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RE: Five things that will make you feel happier straightaway
April 13, 2016 at 3:46 pm
KITTIES Big Grin Tiger
How will we know, when the morning comes, we are still human? - 2D

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RE: Five things that will make you feel happier straightaway
April 13, 2016 at 3:51 pm
Electroconvulsive therapy.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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RE: Five things that will make you feel happier straightaway
April 13, 2016 at 3:55 pm
A lazy afternoon filled with a mild hallucinogen and a sense deprivation tank.

Followed, of course, with a steak and a blow job.
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