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Dildos are a portal to the demonic realm!!

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Dildos are a portal to the demonic realm!!
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RE: Dildos are a portal to the demonic realm!!
April 14, 2016 at 3:29 am
Looks like it's back to anal sex then ...



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RE: Dildos are a portal to the demonic realm!!
April 14, 2016 at 3:31 am (This post was last modified: April 14, 2016 at 3:32 am by robvalue.)
(April 13, 2016 at 4:10 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: It's true of sex too.

Look at the faces some women make during sex.  That's the demon appearing.

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Patrick: "Breakfast?"
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#53
RE: Dildos are a portal to the demonic realm!!
April 14, 2016 at 4:40 am
hmm..... I wonder... what sort of portal does this open?


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RE: Dildos are a portal to the demonic realm!!
April 14, 2016 at 5:47 am (This post was last modified: April 14, 2016 at 6:18 am by robvalue.)
(April 13, 2016 at 1:24 pm)drfuzzy Wrote: “Many of you who are reading this have sex toys in your possession right now. And whether you want to accept it as fact or not: those sex toys are an open portal between the demonic realm and your own life. As long as you have those sex toys in your home, you have a doorway that can allow demons to not only access your life at will, but also to torment you, hinder and destroy certain parts of your life as it relates to sex and your relationships.”

You can bet this nutjob is using dildos late at night when nobody can see him.

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RE: Dildos are a portal to the demonic realm!!
April 14, 2016 at 2:14 pm
Typical theist, obsessed with (other peoples) sex
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RE: Dildos are a portal to the demonic realm!!
April 14, 2016 at 10:45 pm
(April 14, 2016 at 5:47 am)rado84 Wrote: . . . .

You can bet this nutjob is using dildos late at night when nobody can see him.

 . . . .



Like anyone here wants to watch me ??

I didn't think so.
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RE: Dildos are a portal to the demonic realm!!
April 15, 2016 at 1:13 pm
Dildos are fun.
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RE: Dildos are a portal to the demonic realm!!
April 15, 2016 at 1:15 pm
Indeed.

Some of the home brew stuff I've seen is amazing too.


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RE: Dildos are a portal to the demonic realm!!
April 15, 2016 at 1:15 pm
That shit must hurt
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RE: Dildos are a portal to the demonic realm!!
April 15, 2016 at 1:17 pm
Depends on what you're accustomed to.






































Or so I've been told . . . .
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