(May 11, 2016 at 6:17 pm)Love333 Wrote:

(May 11, 2016 at 8:41 am)Hmmm? Wrote: Jesus, 

What are your thoughts on David? (Mat 22:42, Mar 12:35, Luk 20:41)

...and why did you want us to read what he did? (Mar 2:25, Mat 12:3, Luk 6:3) 

"David" built his house out of stone.  The mist descended, the showers poured, the wind whistled, the lightening crashed, and attacked his home. His home did not collapse, it was founded on stone.

 

 
A kind heart does not let their pet starve to death nor should they let a fellow human suffer and die in this manner. How can these same priests rant about long repetitive prayers? They babble with their many words and sit in their high seats. They are worshiped as Gods. Their day will come.

David was a real scumbag character who didn't have any redeeming qualities.  He may have been OK when he was a boy but once he became an adult he was a pure bastard.  He should be roasting in the lake of fire.

(May 12, 2016 at 12:51 am)Wyrd of Gawd Wrote:

(May 11, 2016 at 6:40 pm)drfuzzy Wrote: So how many Jesus's have there been?

There's about seven or nine Jesus characters in the Bible.

I've always been a fan of Jesus #5 and #3. They were the stunt double and the trickster.
In fact they dreamed up and executed the actual walk on water illusion together.
The only other time they worked together was the death and rising prank.
They got paid double for that as it was their last gig.

(May 11, 2016 at 12:00 pm)Crossless1 Wrote:

(May 11, 2016 at 11:52 am)TheRocketSurgeon Wrote: So now "Jesus" is borrowing from Robert Frost?

Wake me when "Jesus" starts channeling Sylvia Plath.

Wake me when "Jesus" starts channeling Lemmy.

(May 12, 2016 at 12:55 am)Wyrd of Gawd Wrote:

(May 11, 2016 at 6:17 pm)Love333 Wrote: "David" built his house out of stone.  The mist descended, the showers poured, the wind whistled, the lightening crashed, and attacked his home. His home did not collapse, it was founded on stone.

 

 
A kind heart does not let their pet starve to death nor should they let a fellow human suffer and die in this manner. How can these same priests rant about long repetitive prayers? They babble with their many words and sit in their high seats. They are worshiped as Gods. Their day will come.

David was a real scumbag character who didn't have any redeeming qualities.  He may have been OK when he was a boy but once he became an adult he was a pure bastard.  He should be roasting in the lake of fire.

A stone house lasts a long time. A stone house lasts longer than straw, or paper, but it does not last forever.

(May 12, 2016 at 1:08 am)Love333 Wrote:

(May 12, 2016 at 12:55 am)Wyrd of Gawd Wrote: David was a real scumbag character who didn't have any redeeming qualities.  He may have been OK when he was a boy but once he became an adult he was a pure bastard.  He should be roasting in the lake of fire.

A stone house lasts a long time. A stone house lasts longer than straw, or paper, but it does not last forever.

Jesus, man! No wonder we lack belief in You! You make about as much sense as... well... the Bible.

WTF you talkin' about?

(May 12, 2016 at 1:13 am)The_Empress Wrote:

(May 12, 2016 at 1:08 am)Love333 Wrote: A stone house lasts a long time. A stone house lasts longer than straw, or paper, but it does not last forever.

Jesus, man! No wonder we lack belief in You! You make about as much sense as... well... the Bible.

WTF you talkin' about?

Maybe it is yourself that you don't believe in. The stone house represents his faith in what you cannot see. How do you know for a fact that the grass is green just because you see it that way? If you were born without eyes would it still be green?

(May 12, 2016 at 1:08 am)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote:

(May 11, 2016 at 12:00 pm)Crossless1 Wrote: Wake me when "Jesus" starts channeling Sylvia Plath.

Wake me when "Jesus" starts channeling Lemmy.

As long as the new album is not christian rock!
Covers only!

(May 12, 2016 at 1:28 am)Love333 Wrote:

(May 12, 2016 at 1:13 am)The_Empress Wrote: Jesus, man! No wonder we lack belief in You! You make about as much sense as... well... the Bible.

WTF you talkin' about?

Maybe it is yourself that you don't believe in. The stone house represents his faith in what you cannot see. How do you know for a fact that the grass is green just because you see it that way? If you were born without eyes would it still be green?

I...

I...

I BELIEVE!!!!

Thank you, Jaysus!! You've shown me the the LAHT!!