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Af women, this is your chance to say the butt naked truth.
May 17, 2016 at 7:22 pm
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So get naked and start talking.
Worth the try.
If plan A didn't work, here's plan B.
Men said what they like. So, what do AF women like? Butt? Muscles? Chest hair? Boobs?
I always think I have a type, until I see someone that makes a whole new type. Like wow, this nerd is hawt! I'm into nerds with cute facial expressions and a nervous tick. Then enters strong badass swag dude and boom! Oh no, but that sundress and that cute voice with those freckles on that nose... gawd! I'm into girls with freckles!
My ultimate type? Which one wins? Which one makes all others come second? I'll show you Friday.
So, women... Spill it. Butt. Naked. Truth.
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May 17, 2016 at 7:40 pm
Coming so soon off the light bulb in the cloaca turtle thread, this is almost too much to deal with . . .
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May 17, 2016 at 8:00 pm
They're all pretty good.
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May 17, 2016 at 8:00 pm
Lol you know... I called in sick today. I feel awful for doing that when I began to feel better half way down the day. I really didn't feel good this morning, though. Such a waste of sick day. If people got naked to speak some truths, it wouldn't hurt.
Not holding my breath. There are more chances of rain in this town than a thread out of a69 getting warm.
Either way, I clicked post thread. Most I've done all day. (Mama walks away in shame) Bad mama. Maybe I should make up for it by debating a bit in a serious thread. Ha! Not a chance. (Mama walks away in shame. Again. Closes door)
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May 17, 2016 at 8:16 pm
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(May 17, 2016 at 8:00 pm)Mamacita Wrote: Lol you know... I called in sick today. I feel awful for doing that when I began to feel better half way down the day. I really didn't feel good this morning, though. Such a waste of sick day. If people got naked to speak some truths, it wouldn't hurt.
Not holding my breath. There are more chances of rain in this town than a thread out of a69 getting warm.
Either way, I clicked post thread. Most I've done all day. (Mama walks away in shame) Bad mama. Maybe I should make up for it by debating a bit in a serious thread. Ha! Not a chance. (Mama walks away in shame. Again. Closes door)
No shame for you!
My taste in the male form doesn't currently matter as I can't get my my mind off of a specific person of the female form who is definitely my type
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May 17, 2016 at 8:23 pm
(May 17, 2016 at 7:22 pm)Mamacita Wrote: So, what do AF women like?
They like cum. Thick clumpy cum like tapioca pudding.
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May 17, 2016 at 8:25 pm
(May 17, 2016 at 8:16 pm)The_Empress Wrote: (May 17, 2016 at 8:00 pm)Mamacita Wrote: Lol you know... I called in sick today. I feel awful for doing that when I began to feel better half way down the day. I really didn't feel good this morning, though. Such a waste of sick day. If people got naked to speak some truths, it wouldn't hurt.
Not holding my breath. There are more chances of rain in this town than a thread out of a69 getting warm.
Either way, I clicked post thread. Most I've done all day. (Mama walks away in shame) Bad mama. Maybe I should make up for it by debating a bit in a serious thread. Ha! Not a chance. (Mama walks away in shame. Again. Closes door)
No shame for you!
My taste in the male form doesn't currently matter as I can't get my my mind off of a specific person of the female form who is definitely my type Gawd. Friday hasn't happened yet, and I miss you already.
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May 17, 2016 at 8:51 pm
Annie Lennox.
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May 17, 2016 at 8:58 pm
(May 17, 2016 at 8:51 pm)drfuzzy Wrote: Annie Lennox. Beautiful
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May 17, 2016 at 9:22 pm
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Just a few likes, some normal, some probably just me, many contradictory : hard apple shaped tails, broad shoulders, flat tummies, nipples in high contrast to skin, muscular calves, long foreheads (yes I do mean a receding hairline), bald, curly, weathered faces, widely spaced eyes, beetle brows, long fingers, hairy chests, smooth chests, lanky tall guys with wing span, shorter guys that move like ballet stars, crooked smiles, crows feet, high cheek bones, laughing eyes, smile lines. Mostly, I like guys who look like guys. No metro sexual for me. No pretty boys either. Since I was 16 I've liked the looks of men in their 50s best.
But I seem to fall in love with men who have very little of the above. Minds and fellow feeling trump everything else.
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