Staying in all weekend. 
The neighbor knocked. I was mopping. I opened the door. Neighbor stares at the mop. I don't get it. Neighbor then asks me if I need my other parking place. Yes. I need it. In case Bill Maher visits me. 

Once he left, I noticed kitten was holding on for her life on the mop next to my shoulder. Lmao

Fucken neighbors.

Went out today. Just woke up after lots of sleeping. Less tired and achey but still tired and achey.

(May 27, 2016 at 11:01 pm)Mamacita Wrote: Staying in all weekend. 
The neighbor knocked. I was mopping. I opened the door. Neighbor stares at the mop. I don't get it. Neighbor then asks me if I need my other parking place. Yes. I need it. In case Bill Maher visits me. 

Once he left, I noticed kitten was holding on for her life on the mop next to my shoulder. Lmao

Fucken neighbors.

Yeah, fucken neighbors. Mine is not only occupying my parking space all the time, last week he stomped a hole through my ceiling. In the room I was sleeping in. He was up in the attic at 1 am trying to fix his air conditioner, and he stomped  a fucking hole through my ceiling.

(May 27, 2016 at 10:55 pm)ignoramus Wrote: So Mel Gibson lied when William Wallace spoke the queen's English perfectly?

Let's see if you understand them





And

(May 27, 2016 at 11:08 pm)Gemini Wrote:

(May 27, 2016 at 11:01 pm)Mamacita Wrote: Staying in all weekend. 
The neighbor knocked. I was mopping. I opened the door. Neighbor stares at the mop. I don't get it. Neighbor then asks me if I need my other parking place. Yes. I need it. In case Bill Maher visits me. 

Once he left, I noticed kitten was holding on for her life on the mop next to my shoulder. Lmao

Fucken neighbors.

Yeah, fucken neighbors. Mine is not only occupying my parking space all the time, last week he stomped a hole through my ceiling. In the room I was sleeping in. He was up in the attic at 1 am trying to fix his air conditioner, and he stomped  a fucking hole through my ceiling.

Ok. You can join my neighbor hating club. I accept you. 


My neighbors have loud sex. 
And fight loud.
Then have loud sex again.

(May 27, 2016 at 11:00 pm)Bella Morte Wrote:

(May 27, 2016 at 10:55 pm)ignoramus Wrote: So Mel Gibson lied when William Wallace spoke the queen's English perfectly?

Maybe.  

I watched the videos.   Why do they all swear? Are they still angry with poms?

(May 28, 2016 at 12:27 am)ignoramus Wrote:

(May 27, 2016 at 11:00 pm)Bella Morte Wrote: Maybe.  

I watched the videos.   Why do they all swear? Are they still angry with poms?

That's Scots for ya.  

Listening to Hamilton. It's got me pretty good and fanboy-ed, by now.

Watching the Facts. youtube channel.

My daughter and I just took the dog for a walk.
She wanted to know why the dog was always peein' on every tree we walked past.
I suggested the dog might be europeein'.
She said it must have come from poorope (Europe).
I think that's quite good comedy from a 5 year old. :-)