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Why do Christians believe in the Resurrection of Jesus but not alien abductions?

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Why do Christians believe in the Resurrection of Jesus but not alien abductions?
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RE: Why do Christians believe in the Resurrection of Jesus but not alien abductions?
June 19, 2016 at 6:37 pm
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RE: Why do Christians believe in the Resurrection of Jesus but not alien abductions?
June 19, 2016 at 6:40 pm
Ewwww.
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June 19, 2016 at 7:29 pm
Quote:He was in a comma,

Really?  Are you sure he didn't have his period?  I get the bit about his head up his colon, though.
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RE: Why do Christians believe in the Resurrection of Jesus but not alien abductions?
June 19, 2016 at 7:40 pm
Who cares? He deserves Capital punishment!
No God, No fear.
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RE: Why do Christians believe in the Resurrection of Jesus but not alien abductions?
June 19, 2016 at 10:32 pm (This post was last modified: June 19, 2016 at 10:33 pm by Jehanne.)
This thread has been fun, full of some new and entertaining ideas, however, I had expected more of a response from the "believers" on this sub-forum.

P.S. I am going back to Area 69.
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RE: Why do Christians believe in the Resurrection of Jesus but not alien abductions?
June 19, 2016 at 10:46 pm
Give jesus my regards.
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June 19, 2016 at 10:59 pm
(June 19, 2016 at 10:32 pm)Jehanne Wrote: This thread has been fun, full of some new and entertaining ideas, however, I had expected more of a response from the "believers" on this sub-forum.

P.S.  I am going back to Area 69.

Try checking back tomorrow afternoon.
Most of the "believers" don't post much on the weekends, especially on Sundays; Probably busy with church stuff.

How soon heathens forget, eh?
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RE: Why do Christians believe in the Resurrection of Jesus but not alien abductions?
June 20, 2016 at 12:28 am
Many Christians do believe in alien abduction.
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RE: Why do Christians believe in the Resurrection of Jesus but not alien abductions?
June 20, 2016 at 12:55 am
Some of them do believe in alien abductions. I used to. I don't quite recall if I stopped believing in that stuff before or after I stopped believing in god, but I'm pretty sure it was before.
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June 20, 2016 at 12:57 am
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