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As a waste management specialist, how do you feel about school tax?

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As a waste management specialist, how do you feel about school tax?
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RE: As a waste management specialist, how do you feel about school tax?
June 19, 2016 at 11:21 pm
As a possibly unwitting stooge for our new reptilian overlords, I for one must disagree. However, children do make tasty between-meals snacks.
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RE: As a waste management specialist, how do you feel about school tax?
June 19, 2016 at 11:28 pm
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RE: As a waste management specialist, how do you feel about school tax?
June 20, 2016 at 1:00 am (This post was last modified: June 20, 2016 at 1:39 am by Thumpalumpacus.)
(June 19, 2016 at 10:41 pm)Losty Wrote: Please explain how your opinion as a waist-management specialist differences from your opinion as a hardcore fitness instructor before proceeding, baby.

I, uh, forgot ... what was the question again?

Oh yes, funding for schools.

Well, if you don't manage your waists properly, you'll have to increase funding to accommodate the extra children. It's a sliding-scale thing. Yes, some people will moan and groan, but that's okay.

As a hardcore fitness instructor, I think school funding should come from people who fly airplanes for a living.

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RE: As a waste management specialist, how do you feel about school tax?
June 20, 2016 at 1:35 am
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RE: As a waste management specialist, how do you feel about school tax?
June 20, 2016 at 1:54 am
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RE: As a waste management specialist, how do you feel about school tax?
June 20, 2016 at 4:18 am
(June 20, 2016 at 1:54 am)Lucanus Wrote: As a barber with only one nut, I can tell you this is the weirdest RP I've ever seen

I think it's perfectly normal, speaking as a professional toe-jammer.

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RE: As a waste management specialist, how do you feel about school tax?
June 20, 2016 at 4:30 am
I say we combine the two and tax people enough so that we can fit 3-5 children in each waste bin. These economies of scale should serve to obviate the need to actually educate the little waterheads.

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RE: As a waste management specialist, how do you feel about school tax?
June 20, 2016 at 6:34 am
As a waste management specialist I say a mind is a terrible thing to waste. I wish I could delegate my taxes to certain programs and away from others. I would be happy to pay if i could vote again with my dollars. The Citizens Checks and Balances in the checkbook. Books not bombs. Childrens welfare not corporate welfare.
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RE: As a waste management specialist, how do you feel about school tax?
June 20, 2016 at 7:35 am
(June 19, 2016 at 9:54 am)Losty Wrote: How do you feel about taxing all citizens to pay for public schools? If you're not a waste management specialist, please answer how you would feel about it if you were a waste management specialist. Thank you.

I'm just trying to see this issue from a waste management specialist point of view.

Are you talking waste management or waste management? Because the distinction is important.
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RE: As a waste management specialist, how do you feel about school tax?
June 20, 2016 at 10:19 am
(June 20, 2016 at 7:35 am)Constable Dorfl Wrote:
(June 19, 2016 at 9:54 am)Losty Wrote: How do you feel about taxing all citizens to pay for public schools? If you're not a waste management specialist, please answer how you would feel about it if you were a waste management specialist. Thank you.

I'm just trying to see this issue from a waste management specialist point of view.

Are you talking waste management or waste management? Because the distinction is important.

As a roadside construction worker, what would you say the difference is?
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