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A real mind-boggling mirracle!
September 21, 2016 at 3:26 am
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Would have been if a virgin boy got pregnant.
Well, we know that there was no sexual intercourse between Maria and Holy Father.
So, why not a boy giving birth? That would have been much more impressive.
(This thread should go to off-topic, I suppose).
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RE: A real mind-boggling mirracle!
September 21, 2016 at 3:37 am
Balderdash! You know what would have been impressive? Mitosis!
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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RE: A real mind-boggling mirracle!
September 21, 2016 at 3:53 am
(September 21, 2016 at 3:37 am)Alex K Wrote: Balderdash! You know what would have been impressive? Mitosis!
It's highly over rated...
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RE: A real mind-boggling mirracle!
September 21, 2016 at 4:18 am
(September 21, 2016 at 3:26 am)mcolafson Wrote: Would have been if a virgin boy got pregnant.
(This thread should go to off-topic, I suppose).
Hello there. Can you please stop putting ideas in the minds of Catholic priests...
How do we know that one of the priests isn't to be the chosen one by God?
Now they're just gonna keep practicing until it happens! They just can't risk not trying!
Lol! (sorry, yes, I'm the official apologist for the Catholic church!)
(sorry CL, just having my usual fun ...)
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RE: A real mind-boggling mirracle!
September 21, 2016 at 5:39 am
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The miracle is that Joseph believed her. I would have smacked that pregnant-but-not-by-me whore.
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RE: A real mind-boggling mirracle!
September 21, 2016 at 6:13 am
It would have been a more spectacular miracle if Mary had a little lamb.
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RE: A real mind-boggling mirracle!
September 21, 2016 at 7:26 am
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At the risk of being quite contrary:
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: A real mind-boggling mirracle!
September 21, 2016 at 8:40 am
It'd be pretty miraculous if Jesus had carried and given birth to Mary and Joseph, his own parents, but doing so would have required a lot more weed than ancient desert-dwelling tribals had access to...
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