Our server costs ~$56 per month to run. Please consider donating or becoming a Patron to help keep the site running. Help us gain new members by following us on Twitter and liking our page on Facebook!
Current time: April 27, 2024, 6:25 pm

Thread Rating:
  • 2 Vote(s) - 5 Average
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
Staff Log - Bannings, Reports, and Other Actions
RE: Staff Log - Bannings, Reports, and Other Actions
Fookin' n00bs, amirite?
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

PM me your email address to join the Slack chat! I'll give you a taco(or five) if you join! --->There's an app and everything!<---
RE: Staff Log - Bannings, Reports, and Other Actions
Two in one day, lovely stuff!

Long-term forum annoyance and copypasta fiend tonylang has been stuffed into a torpedo casing and gleefully shot into the coruscating heart of a quasar, to be atomised and fed to the black hole lurking deep within. In other words, the most useful thing he's ever done.
[Image: rySLj1k.png]

If you have any serious concerns, are being harassed, or just need someone to talk to, feel free to contact me via PM
RE: Staff Log - Bannings, Reports, and Other Actions
See? With the black hole, nice, low maintenance and clean, and no one needs to get mad because the awareness vortex chamber is all gooey.
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition

RE: Staff Log - Bannings, Reports, and Other Actions
(October 17, 2016 at 3:14 pm)Alex K Wrote: See? With the black hole, nice, low maintenance and clean, and no one needs to get mad because the awareness vortex chamber is all gooey.

Variety is the spice of life, mein freund. Would you really deny a cackling madman the chance to blow off steam every once in a while?
[Image: rySLj1k.png]

If you have any serious concerns, are being harassed, or just need someone to talk to, feel free to contact me via PM
RE: Staff Log - Bannings, Reports, and Other Actions
(October 17, 2016 at 3:50 pm)Iroscato Wrote:
(October 17, 2016 at 3:14 pm)Alex K Wrote: See? With the black hole, nice, low maintenance and clean, and no one needs to get mad because the awareness vortex chamber is all gooey.

Variety is the spice of life, mein freund. Would you really deny a cackling madman the chance to blow off steam every once in a while?

Hmm, that depends. Does the cackling madman know where I live?
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition

RE: Staff Log - Bannings, Reports, and Other Actions
(October 17, 2016 at 4:13 pm)Alex K Wrote:
(October 17, 2016 at 3:50 pm)Iroscato Wrote: Variety is the spice of life, mein freund. Would you really deny a cackling madman the chance to blow off steam every once in a while?

Hmm, that depends. Does the cackling madman know where I live?

PM sent.
RE: Staff Log - Bannings, Reports, and Other Actions
"...Coventry?!"

Alex, you got some 'splaining to do son.
[Image: rySLj1k.png]

If you have any serious concerns, are being harassed, or just need someone to talk to, feel free to contact me via PM
RE: Staff Log - Bannings, Reports, and Other Actions
(October 17, 2016 at 2:20 pm)Iroscato Wrote: Two in one day, lovely stuff!

Long-term forum annoyance and copypasta fiend tonylang has been stuffed into a torpedo casing and gleefully shot into the coruscating heart of a quasar, to be atomised and fed to the black hole lurking deep within. In other words, the most useful thing he's ever done.

While we've never had Hawking radiation accrue and reconstitute a forum annoyance yet, I note it is mere improbability, not impossibility, that is stopping it from happening.

I'd suggest from now on bifurcating the problem and dropping each portion in separate black holes, and make sure the black holes have non-coincidating and non-parallel rhombic membranes.

It's the only way to be sure
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




RE: Staff Log - Bannings, Reports, and Other Actions
EruptedCarcassBloat has been banned as a sock of the permabanned serial sockist DespondentFishdeathMasochismo.

Get some professional help, dude. Seriously.
RE: Staff Log - Bannings, Reports, and Other Actions
You don't fuck with a Great Old One. Not even a little bit.
[Image: rySLj1k.png]

If you have any serious concerns, are being harassed, or just need someone to talk to, feel free to contact me via PM



Possibly Related Threads...
Thread Author Replies Views Last Post
  New Staff Moderator The Valkyrie 20 1483 December 30, 2023 at 8:25 am
Last Post: no one
  Staff Changes BrianSoddingBoru4 32 6448 November 23, 2020 at 10:45 pm
Last Post: Rhizomorph13
  The "Report" button, and how not to treat your staff. Jackalope 71 28090 February 9, 2020 at 1:50 pm
Last Post: brewer
  PSA - Reports BrianSoddingBoru4 16 4227 November 15, 2019 at 6:30 pm
Last Post: BrianSoddingBoru4
  New Guidelines for Staff Correspondence Shell B 3 1325 June 8, 2018 at 11:48 am
Last Post: brewer
  Get to know your staff [UPDATED] Losty 534 43331 February 16, 2018 at 5:48 pm
Last Post: Losty
  Staff Interviews - Tiberius Tiberius 103 14013 November 19, 2016 at 10:07 am
Last Post: Edwardo Piet
  Staff Interviews - Losty (Plus our NEW YouTube channel!) Tiberius 72 16055 November 5, 2016 at 11:49 pm
Last Post: Kernel Sohcahtoa
  Staff Interviews - Stimbo Tiberius 33 6385 October 13, 2016 at 8:57 am
Last Post: Cyberman
  Staff Interviews - robvalue Tiberius 81 10224 October 6, 2016 at 2:45 am
Last Post: robvalue



Users browsing this thread: 2 Guest(s)