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RE: Astrology: What's your Thoughts?
December 5, 2016 at 5:23 pm
My thoughts? I think it's incredibly ridiculous to believe that the positions of distant planets & stars have any effect on individuals' lives here on Earth. It's also equally ridiculous to believe that what time of year you were born will affect your personality.
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RE: Astrology: What's your Thoughts?
December 5, 2016 at 5:39 pm
The midwife's arse has a greater gravitational effect on a newborn baby than all the extraterrestrial planets combined.
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RE: Astrology: What's your Thoughts?
December 5, 2016 at 5:40 pm
lmao the best part is how recently they 'discovered' a 13th sign that was dismissed because it didn't fit into our calendar. Now all the signs are moved and people have new signs. So much for their sign being true!! Also the days are all kinds of funky. Instead of saying 'to July 22nd and the next one starting on the 23rd' they start and end on the same day. So I have two signs on my birthday of July 20th. I was like wait do I just get to pick which sign I want then?
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RE: Astrology: What's your Thoughts?
December 5, 2016 at 5:46 pm
Ptolemy would like a quick word. Ophiuchus is like the fifth Beatle. Every couple of years, someone 'discovers' it and all the papers run wild about how it turns astrology on its head. Then five minutes later, it's business as usual.
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RE: Astrology: What's your Thoughts?
December 5, 2016 at 5:49 pm
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Plus there was that whole switchover from the Julian to the Gregorian calender. Must've really screwed with the celestial filing system.
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RE: Astrology: What's your Thoughts?
December 5, 2016 at 5:52 pm
You can't expect facts to get in the way of good woo.
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RE: Astrology: What's your Thoughts?
December 5, 2016 at 5:53 pm
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RE: Astrology: What's your Thoughts?
December 5, 2016 at 5:55 pm
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaabsolute bullshit.
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