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Astrology: What's your Thoughts?
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RE: Astrology: What's your Thoughts?
(December 5, 2016 at 3:47 pm)FatAndFaithless Wrote: I don't believe in astrology.  We Capricorns are naturally skeptical.

Holy shit, I'm a Capricorn! That explains everything!  Lightbulb
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#42
RE: Astrology: What's your Thoughts?
(December 5, 2016 at 5:40 pm)mlmooney89 Wrote: lmao the best part is how recently they 'discovered' a 13th sign that was dismissed because it didn't fit into our calendar. Now all the signs are moved and people have new signs. So much for their sign being true!! Also the days are all kinds of funky. Instead of saying 'to July 22nd and the next one starting on the 23rd' they start and end on the same day. So I have two signs on my birthday of July 20th. I was like wait do I just get to pick which sign I want then?

http://www.mobilenapps.com/articles/2042...iuchus.htm

The last time it was pointed out that the star signs had shifted in the sky (to our point of view, it's actually us shifting really), astrologers decided that they wouldn't change the dates because it would confuse people. That should tell you all you need to know about astrology's reliability and astrologers' integrity.
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"The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one." - George Bernard Shaw
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#44
RE: Astrology: What's your Thoughts?
I'm old enough to remember Nancy Reagan and her court astrologer during Ronald's presidency.

It was written up in Don Regan's kiss and tell after Nancy had him fired from the White House west wing staff.

Didn't get much coverage, but my outrage was considerable that Nancy was relying on astrology to mitigate/control risk in regards to Ronald's presidency simultaneously while Ronald was pandering (go look up the definition of that if it's unfamiliar to you) to the religious right for political support.

CLEARLY, Nancy needed to be calling in various religious leaders like Jerry Falwell for PRAYER SESSIONS to mitigate/control risk associated with Ronald's presidency, not consorting with a woman with a 'familiar spirit' that contravenes the sincerely held values of those same Christians being pandered too.

IANMTU, on the few occasions when the astrologer would consent to Reagan leaving Washington on Air Force 1 to conduct the nation's business, the astrologer would dictate, TO THE MINUTE the precise take off time of the plane to maximize chances of success and to minimize risk. And note, Nancy was discussing and arranging the Presidents schedule over an unsecured phone line!

The 'big problem' was Ronald was pussy whipped by Nancy, it was extraordinarily rare for him to confront Nancy about anything, and without a sane hand guiding Nancy, she went off the deep end with the astrology crap.
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#45
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My thoughts? . . . . o o o O O ( *pop* )
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#46
RE: Astrology: What's your Thoughts?
Hmm. Let's read my horoscope on horoscope.com


Quote:Dress in your very best today, Sagittarius. Feel free to kick up your heels and take on the town. This is a great time to go out with friends, socialize, and have a fabulous time. Put your worries aside and join a group for some lighthearted fun and merriment. Keep a smile on your face and you will find that you can walk through any door you choose.


Yeah, fuck that. I'm an anti-social introvert. Go out with friends, socialize and have a fabulous time? One of these things is not like the other. One of these things just doesn't belong.
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I'm afraid I am going to have to point out that astrology is scientifically valid.  It was proved in the Dover trial that astrology was just as scientific as intelligent design.
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RE: Astrology: What's your Thoughts?
(December 6, 2016 at 2:51 pm)Asmodee Wrote: I'm afraid I am going to have to point out that astrology is scientifically valid.  It was proved in the Dover trial that astrology was just as scientific as intelligent design.

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RE: Astrology: What's your Thoughts?
(December 5, 2016 at 3:55 pm)Vic Wrote: Also... what ARE* your thoughts ._.


Apologies, wrote this when this when I was tired, must have slipped me. Thank you.
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