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God Seen At Local Church!
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Time to rename this "Theist Forums" eh?
Personally, it's not God I dislike, it's his fan club I can't stand.
Just hand over the admin account details at the door K Adrian
Well its more convincing than the Jezus apperance in a kitkat chocolate bar here in Holland.
Best regards,
Leo van Miert Horsepower is how hard you hit the wall --Torque is how far you take the wall with you
Praise be to the Almighty! Glad to hear he's chillin' in Fayetteville!
"We do not consider ourselves a Christian nation, or a Jewish nation or a Muslim nation, we consider ourselves a nation of citizens who are bound by ideals and a set of values."
-President Barack Obama
Hmph
When I was in my late teens and early 20's, I often spoke to god on the great white telephone in my bathroom.--On my knees,embracing the huge device with both arms,and moaning "Oh GOD!" OK,he never spoke back. RE: God Seen At Local Church!
April 23, 2009 at 3:58 am
(This post was last modified: April 23, 2009 at 3:58 am by Giff.)
It's so ridicilous that I almost get mad
RE: God Seen At Local Church!
April 23, 2009 at 4:31 am
(This post was last modified: April 23, 2009 at 4:37 am by Kyuuketsuki.)
(April 23, 2009 at 3:58 am)Giff Wrote: It's so ridicilous that I almost get mad Why? It's funny! Kyu (April 22, 2009 at 8:29 pm)padraic Wrote: When I was in my late teens and early 20's, I often spoke to god on the great white telephone in my bathroom.--On my knees,embracing the huge device with both arms,and moaning "Oh GOD!" I used to use the GWT to call Hughie ... he never answered either My brother had more happier times with the GWT ... whilst still in the happy state he used to stick his head down it and start singing, "The Wunnerful thing about Tiggers, is Tiggers are wunnerful things! Their tops are made outta rubber! Their bottoms are made outta springs! They're flouncy, trouncy, pouncy, bouncy, fun! Fun! Fun! Fun! Fun! The Wunnerful Wunnerful thing about Tiggers is I'm the only one ... I'm the only one!" That was very funny! Kyu
The onion news network is awesome in general btw.
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Praise be to the Almighty! Glad to hear he's chillin' in Fayetteville!
