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A have seen the Truth!
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A have seen the Truth!
April 1, 2011 at 5:53 am
Yeah, after a long walk in the desert, I come to realize that was Him that was whispering to me, calling me into his grat Realm. It was God, our Lord! I accept him now, and Jesus, and deeply repent of my atheistic ways.

Please Forgive me o Lord!
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RE: A have seen the Truth!
April 1, 2011 at 5:59 am (This post was last modified: April 1, 2011 at 6:00 am by Jax.)
Can you also tell him I said hi?

Tongue

By the way, please stay away from whatever is making you high.
Quote:"I think it's perfectly possible to explain how the universe came about without bringing God into it, but I don't know everything, and there may well be a God somewhere, hiding away. Actually, if he is keeping out of sight, it's because he's ashamed of his followers and all the cruelty and ignorance they're responsible for promoting in his name. If I were him, I'd want nothing to do with them."
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RE: A have seen the Truth!
April 1, 2011 at 6:06 am
(April 1, 2011 at 5:59 am)Jax Wrote: Can you also tell him I said hi?

Tongue

By the way, please stay away from whatever is making you high.

You don't need me to say hi to Him, just accept im into your heart and all will be clear. The only thing that I am high on is the Holy Ghost. Praise the Lord. Worship
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RE: A have seen the Truth!
April 1, 2011 at 6:18 am
Thinking
I really can't tell if you are being serious or not...
Quote:"I think it's perfectly possible to explain how the universe came about without bringing God into it, but I don't know everything, and there may well be a God somewhere, hiding away. Actually, if he is keeping out of sight, it's because he's ashamed of his followers and all the cruelty and ignorance they're responsible for promoting in his name. If I were him, I'd want nothing to do with them."
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RE: A have seen the Truth!
April 1, 2011 at 6:20 am
During your walk in the desert did you happen to partake of any strange looking mushrooms you might have found?

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If you're not supposed to ride faster than your guardian angel can fly then mine had better get a bloody SR-71.
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RE: A have seen the Truth!
April 1, 2011 at 6:26 am
(April 1, 2011 at 6:20 am)Zen Badger Wrote: During your walk in the desert did you happen to partake of any strange looking mushrooms you might have found?

By walk in the desert I mean my former meaningless life as an atheist Zen, you should know that! Open your mind to God and and it will all be clear!

God Bless!Angel
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RE: A have seen the Truth!
April 1, 2011 at 6:30 am (This post was last modified: April 1, 2011 at 6:33 am by Zen Badger.)
Yep, definitely the mushrooms, don't worry, you'll have a clear head in the morning.
BTW, I find that when people open their minds to god their brains usually fall out.
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April 1, 2011 at 6:36 am (This post was last modified: April 1, 2011 at 6:39 am by Jax.)
(April 1, 2011 at 6:20 am)Zen Badger Wrote: During your walk in the desert did you happen to partake of any strange looking mushrooms you might have found?

Or bought it from this guy. Tongue
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Some people have this misconception of shrooms making you grow, When only it make you go high...(I seriously hope not, though.Tongue) I blame Mario. Big Grin
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RE: A have seen the Truth!
April 1, 2011 at 6:38 am
(April 1, 2011 at 6:30 am)Zen Badger Wrote: Yep, definitely the mushrooms, don't worry, you'll have a clear head in the morning.
BTW, I find that when people open their minds to god their brains usually fall out.

That's what I thought Zen, but it isn't like that, God really speaks to us, we just have to listen!

Oh, Evid3nc3 also found the Truth, like I did, Praise Jesus!
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RE: A have seen the Truth!
April 1, 2011 at 6:41 am
You do know it's after 12am so april fools has finished?
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