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What would you play at your funeral

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What would you play at your funeral
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RE: What would you play at your funeral
December 16, 2016 at 4:24 am




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RE: What would you play at your funeral
December 16, 2016 at 7:56 am (This post was last modified: December 16, 2016 at 7:56 am by Alex K.)
First, ceremonially listening to "You Suffer" by Napalm Death. I then order large quantities of Riesling and Laphroaig to be imbibed on my behalf.
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RE: What would you play at your funeral
December 16, 2016 at 8:02 am (This post was last modified: December 16, 2016 at 8:39 am by ApeNotKillApe.)


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RE: What would you play at your funeral
December 16, 2016 at 8:25 am
Not having one as stated in the document.
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RE: What would you play at your funeral
December 16, 2016 at 8:27 am
(December 16, 2016 at 8:25 am)mh.brewer Wrote: Not having one as stated in the document.

I like that one. By the Eagles, in'nit?
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RE: What would you play at your funeral
December 16, 2016 at 12:55 pm (This post was last modified: December 16, 2016 at 12:55 pm by Divinity.)
A voice recording in my coffin saying "I'm not dead yet! Get me out of this fucking coffin"
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RE: What would you play at your funeral
December 16, 2016 at 1:22 pm


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RE: What would you play at your funeral
December 16, 2016 at 1:24 pm
Well.... when I die, I won't care much what plays, but I'd like to treat people with my favorite musician.

This will forever be the last song on all my playlists... seems fitting...

Dream in an Open Place, from the "Voices" album, by Vangelis:



But... if I was to troll the living...

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RE: What would you play at your funeral
December 16, 2016 at 1:33 pm (This post was last modified: December 16, 2016 at 1:37 pm by brewer.)


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RE: What would you play at your funeral
December 16, 2016 at 1:38 pm
I have made a list of things for my funeral (better to do it now, later may be too late) One of the first things on my list is - "At the funeral there should be no priests, vicars, ministers, shamans, witch doctors or other peddlers of superstitious nonsense"

The music is,
1, O Fortuna by Carl Orff (because it sounds great)
2, Changes by Hugh Laurie (starts nice and slow then turns into a lively jazz thing)
3, Why Worry by Dire Straits (my wife's favorite and sounds good for a funeral)
4, Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life by Monty Python (because... why not?)
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