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What would you play at your funeral
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‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
RE: What would you play at your funeral
December 16, 2016 at 7:56 am
(This post was last modified: December 16, 2016 at 7:56 am by Alex K.)
First, ceremonially listening to "You Suffer" by Napalm Death. I then order large quantities of Riesling and Laphroaig to be imbibed on my behalf.
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition
RE: What would you play at your funeral
December 16, 2016 at 8:02 am
(This post was last modified: December 16, 2016 at 8:39 am by ApeNotKillApe.)
I am John Cena's hip-hop album.
Not having one as stated in the document.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental.
(December 16, 2016 at 8:25 am)mh.brewer Wrote: Not having one as stated in the document. I like that one. By the Eagles, in'nit? RE: What would you play at your funeral
December 16, 2016 at 12:55 pm
(This post was last modified: December 16, 2016 at 12:55 pm by Divinity.)
A voice recording in my coffin saying "I'm not dead yet! Get me out of this fucking coffin"
Well.... when I die, I won't care much what plays, but I'd like to treat people with my favorite musician.
This will forever be the last song on all my playlists... seems fitting... Dream in an Open Place, from the "Voices" album, by Vangelis: But... if I was to troll the living... RE: What would you play at your funeral
December 16, 2016 at 1:33 pm
(This post was last modified: December 16, 2016 at 1:37 pm by brewer.)
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental.
I have made a list of things for my funeral (better to do it now, later may be too late) One of the first things on my list is - "At the funeral there should be no priests, vicars, ministers, shamans, witch doctors or other peddlers of superstitious nonsense"
The music is, 1, O Fortuna by Carl Orff (because it sounds great) 2, Changes by Hugh Laurie (starts nice and slow then turns into a lively jazz thing) 3, Why Worry by Dire Straits (my wife's favorite and sounds good for a funeral) 4, Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life by Monty Python (because... why not?)
The meek shall inherit the Earth, the rest of us will fly to the stars.
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