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Grant my wish.

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Grant my wish.
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#31
RE: Grant my wish.
June 26, 2011 at 7:36 pm
(June 26, 2011 at 7:24 pm)Aerzia Saerules Arktuos Wrote: I wish for a better way...

Here, take this way.

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I wish for a hovercraft.
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#32
RE: Grant my wish.
June 26, 2011 at 11:21 pm
(June 26, 2011 at 7:36 pm)Shell B Wrote: I wish for a hovercraft.

It floats in the air exactly like a brick doesn't


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A tortoise with a pleasing face.

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#33
RE: Grant my wish.
June 26, 2011 at 11:48 pm
(June 26, 2011 at 11:21 pm)The Magic Pudding Wrote: A tortoise with a pleasing face.

He's pleasing someone.
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#34
RE: Grant my wish.
June 27, 2011 at 6:09 pm
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...and she is upskirting as well

I want a 5 legged pussy
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#35
RE: Grant my wish.
June 27, 2011 at 7:37 pm
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I wish for the next level of entertainment.
Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
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#36
RE: Grant my wish.
June 27, 2011 at 9:43 pm (This post was last modified: June 27, 2011 at 9:50 pm by The Magic Pudding.)
(June 27, 2011 at 7:37 pm)Aerzia Saerules Arktuos Wrote: I wish for the next level of entertainment.

This should satisfy wishes you didn't know you had, I'd quite like to meet that friendly nun pig.

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An elephant, not any elephant, it has to be doing something clever.
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#37
RE: Grant my wish.
June 27, 2011 at 10:08 pm
(June 27, 2011 at 9:43 pm)The Magic Pudding Wrote: An elephant, not any elephant, it has to be doing something clever.

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These elephants are mulling over the bones of another elephant. Experts think that this is a form of mourning, for many reasons. I find that to be fascinating and quite clever because they know they are the bones of an elephant and often return to the site where another member of their herd died and do this bone picking trick of theirs.

I wish for a Neapolitan mastiff puppy.

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#38
RE: Grant my wish.
June 28, 2011 at 10:55 am
(June 27, 2011 at 10:08 pm)Shell B Wrote: I wish for a Neapolitan mastiff puppy.

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AWWWWW!!!!


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RE: Grant my wish.
June 28, 2011 at 2:46 pm
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I wish for an empty house.
Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
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#40
RE: Grant my wish.
June 28, 2011 at 3:09 pm
Quote:I wish for an empty house.

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