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Creation
June 30, 2011 at 9:52 am
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I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: Creation
June 30, 2011 at 12:07 pm
Ducks do rule the earth, don't they.
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RE: Creation
June 30, 2011 at 12:49 pm
:assumes a sinister tone of voice: quack quack quack
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: Creation
June 30, 2011 at 1:06 pm
I KNEW it was you!
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RE: Creation
July 3, 2011 at 5:28 pm
This is great!
"Great spirits have often encountered violent opposition from weak minds."
Einstein
When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down happy. They told me I didn't understand the assignment. I told them they didn't understand life.
- John Lennon
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RE: Creation
July 4, 2011 at 12:40 am
Love Izzard however, this monologue sounds like he suffered jet lag X's 10.
"In life you can never be too kind or too fair; everyone you meet is carrying a heavy load. When you go through your day expressing kindness and courtesy to all you meet, you leave behind a feeling of warmth and good cheer, and you help alleviate the burdens everyone is struggling with."
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RE: Creation
July 4, 2011 at 12:57 am
(June 30, 2011 at 12:49 pm)Rhythm Wrote: :assumes a sinister tone of voice: quack quack quack
There's "Sex with Ducks" - a song by Garfunkel & Oates.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EXPcBI4CJc8
This was written in response to Pat Robertson's equating the legalization of gay marriage to legalizing sex with ducks.
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RE: Creation
July 4, 2011 at 1:14 am
Daffy cartoons ruined forever now. Thanks a lot. 
Love that video. That that analogy even crosses Robertson's mind makes me think it's because he'd actually fit in a duck.
Dreamer.
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RE: Creation
July 4, 2011 at 2:15 am
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Sex with ducks ... sounds like a Washington stroke with an Oregon twist.
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