Things you do don't want grandma and pops to read!

I'd hate to think of a little of lady google searching whether defrosting grease paper helps it to unwrap  the contents easier
and then the first link is one of Vorlon's vile post from " say something shitty to the poster below you" thread about sticking a frozen turd up your clacker to defrost!

To all those nice grandmas reading this,  I apologise sincerely for that very bad man!
Things we shouldn't post which can come up in Google searches:

Eg:  "Recipe for beef vindaloo? Granny, go stick that eggplant in your hairy vajaja!"
       " choice magazine: dyson comparison! Grandma, use it to clean those ancient dags still klinging around your sphincter!"

See guys, we shouldn't be posting things like this....

The frozen turd really got me thinking.

try holding one in . . . .

Sounds chilling.

If you get the right submissive, they will consider it an honor to defrost one of your turds.

Just have to find one that is worthy . . . .

Fortunately my grandma is intimidated by technology.

(March 2, 2017 at 12:58 am)vorlon13 Wrote: If you get the right submissive, they will consider it an honor to defrost one of your turds.

Just have to find one that is worthy . . . .

Um....

My ten year old asked me how old he has to be to get on AF. Wtf!? Do you know the things I've posted here?!
30. You must be 30.

(March 2, 2017 at 2:08 am)Mamacita Wrote: My ten year old asked me how old he has to be to get on AF. Wtf!? Do you know the things I've posted here?!
30. You must be 30.

Put it in your will, she can only visit AF after you've passed

Mama ... move to a country with no internet or mobile reception anywhere...
There's one area in Antarctica that will suit your needs ...

A high price to pay but well worth not exposing him to Vorlon...