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please be careful. grandma is Google searching!
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RE: please be careful. grandma is Google searching!
(March 2, 2017 at 10:10 pm)vorlon13 Wrote:
(March 2, 2017 at 9:02 pm)Nymphadora Wrote: Yeah, both of my sons have already seen porn of some kind. It is what it is.

They're probably not ready to contemplate double anal in the body of Christ yet, however . . . .

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Is there any transubstantiation involved in that maneuver?
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RE: please be careful. grandma is Google searching!
Transubstantiation would (presumably) invoke itself upon Jesus sperms in my butthole congealing into some additional aspect of His body.

I'm open to speculation as to what that might be.
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RE: please be careful. grandma is Google searching!
(March 2, 2017 at 10:10 pm)vorlon13 Wrote:
(March 2, 2017 at 9:02 pm)Nymphadora Wrote: Yeah, both of my sons have already seen porn of some kind. It is what it is.

They're probably not ready to contemplate double anal in the body of Christ yet, however . . . .

Tongue

I dunno... the one has bragged about watching gay porn.  I have to assume at this point, he's pretty much seen it all. Better not have tried it yet though. I'll kill him.
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