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Candy that is a crime against humanity.
April 14, 2017 at 9:48 am
What the fuck is up with "Peeps"? That shit is nasty.
CANDY CORN, fuck that, I'd rather be waterboarded.
Peppermint. Not so bad if you don't leave them out for decades. I see that shit everywhere, why don't simply say, "I want to pretend to be nice but really I am saying "fuck you".
Christmas fruitcake. JUST FUCKING SHOOT ME.
Butterscotch, NO FUCKING SCOTCH IN IT.
Butterfinger candy bar? Seriously, how fucked up are your taste buds?
I swear all that shit above should be banned from the planet.
What candies do you barf at the thought of?
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RE: Candy that is a crime against humanity.
April 14, 2017 at 9:50 am
Most American candy is...
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RE: Candy that is a crime against humanity.
April 14, 2017 at 9:57 am
I feel like I'm the only person on the planet who likes candy corn...
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RE: Candy that is a crime against humanity.
April 14, 2017 at 10:04 am
Flavorwise, I'm not that hostile toward any candy, but I really don't like walnuts in things, so when I make my fruitcake (sorry, different thread, I guess, since we're talking Candy), nuts are omitted.
I will say regarding Peeps that I feel like I'm going to die after eating just a box of five of them. It's beyond a sugar high. It's sugar plus something else, I am sure. But what? I don't know.
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RE: Candy that is a crime against humanity.
April 14, 2017 at 10:12 am
Not any specific brand of hard candy, but I HATE anything that tastes like perfume smells at Macy's. Take your snooty crap and shove it. A pretty box/wrapper doesn't make something taste good.
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RE: Candy that is a crime against humanity.
April 14, 2017 at 10:45 am
Candy floss. Blech.
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RE: Candy that is a crime against humanity.
April 14, 2017 at 3:42 pm
Horehounds. And any other candy grandma tried to give me (circus peanuts, orange sugar goop wedges, ribbon candy that had congealed into one huge piece with dust on the top, stale popcorn balls, sen sen, .......)
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