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Candy that is a crime against humanity.
#41
RE: Candy that is a crime against humanity.
(April 14, 2017 at 9:55 pm)Tres Leches Wrote: Haha, good one, Brian.

-Teresa

Oh you think this is a joke just because it is in the humor section? i demand a date with Angelina Jolie. Skip your subsequent calls to law enforcement for a restraining order. GET TO WORK. (Note to self Brian37: Did I think this or type it?)
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#42
RE: Candy that is a crime against humanity.
I like most sweets (sorry... /annoying Brit mode... candy). It's interesting reading an American thread about them because I hardly recognise any of the names. But one I do recognise is Haribo... and that's one brand I really don't like... "kids and grownups love it so, the happy world of Haribo"... like fuck do we. Bland, bland, bland... everything they make is bland and tasteless.
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#43
RE: Candy that is a crime against humanity.
(April 14, 2017 at 10:03 pm)Brian37 Wrote:
(April 14, 2017 at 9:55 pm)Tres Leches Wrote: Haha, good one, Brian.

-Teresa

Oh you think this is a joke just because it is in the humor section? i demand a date with Angelina Jolie. Skip your subsequent calls to law enforcement for a restraining order. GET TO WORK. (Note to self Brian37: Did I think this or type it?)

lol
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#44
RE: Candy that is a crime against humanity.
(April 14, 2017 at 9:29 pm)Tres Leches Wrote:
(April 14, 2017 at 9:20 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: Swedish Fish taste OK, but Jesus do they stick to teeth !!

Before your next colonoscopy, ask if you can eat sugar free Haribo gummy bears instead of whatever it was that you drank last time lol.

http://www.businessinsider.com/reviews-h...ars-2014-1

-Teresa

You can see some of those reviews direct on Amazon. They are hilarious!
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(November 14, 2018 at 8:57 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Have a good day at work.  If we ever meet in a professional setting, let me answer your question now.  Yes, I DO want fries with that.
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#45
RE: Candy that is a crime against humanity.
As someone who works at a candy store, I have to say the spicy Mexican candies are the worst. One would think slathering a lot of chili powder all over it would totally defeat the whole fucking purpose of sweets. But they're surprisingly popular. Whatever.
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#46
RE: Candy that is a crime against humanity.
(April 14, 2017 at 11:25 pm)Nymphadora Wrote:
(April 14, 2017 at 9:29 pm)Tres Leches Wrote: Before your next colonoscopy, ask if you can eat sugar free Haribo gummy bears instead of whatever it was that you drank last time lol.

http://www.businessinsider.com/reviews-h...ars-2014-1

-Teresa

You can see some of those reviews direct on Amazon. They are hilarious!

Yes, I read those - they are definitely hilarious. I've also made a mental note to never buy or eat sugar free Haribo gummy bears. Big Grin
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#47
RE: Candy that is a crime against humanity.
(April 14, 2017 at 9:50 am)Alex K Wrote: Most American candy is...

I've never enjoyed fancy American chocooate. All I can taste is refined white sugar.
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#48
RE: Candy that is a crime against humanity.
Hey Brian, I got you a present that I think you will love:

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"Of course, everyone will claim they respect someone who tries to speak the truth, but in reality, this is a rare quality. Most respect those who speak truths they agree with, and their respect for the speaking only extends as far as their realm of personal agreement. It is less common, almost to the point of becoming a saintly virtue, that someone truly respects and loves the truth seeker, even when their conclusions differ wildly." 

-walsh
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#49
RE: Candy that is a crime against humanity.
(April 15, 2017 at 2:44 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote: Hey Brian, I got you a present that I think you will love:

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So is that my new atheist Eucharist being a former Catholic? Very funny lady..... Smart ass. Just let me in that company board room, I'd be shouting at them, "HEY MORONS, DO YOU ACTUALLY TASTE THIS CRAP!"

Good one. OUCH....... Tongue
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#50
RE: Candy that is a crime against humanity.
BTW, most folks detest Circus Peanuts (Styrofoam textured candy that tastes like dead fingers) but you need to realize, the lucky marshmallow charms in Lucky Charms breakfast cereal is Circus Peanuts !!!!

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