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RE: Candy that is a crime against humanity.
April 14, 2017 at 4:01 pm
(April 14, 2017 at 3:42 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: Horehounds. And any other candy grandma tried to give me (circus peanuts, orange sugar goop wedges, ribbon candy that had congealed into one huge piece with dust on the top, stale popcorn balls, sen sen, .......)
I am risking taking this thread off topic but fuck it, it is the humor section. But I swear, even with toys, like candy, adults make shit just to torture kids. Candy corn, Rubix Cube, Monopoly. I know now why Trump is such a fucking dick. His dad fed him candy corn, he couldn't figure out the cube, but Monopoly, he loved that because he could run over everyone else.
"Perfection", thanks assholes. It never occurred to the creators of that game that there is more to life than speed and coordination? "Simon" again, pretty colors managed to make me feel fucking stupid.
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RE: Candy that is a crime against humanity.
April 14, 2017 at 4:04 pm
Circus peanuts. Just ew.
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RE: Candy that is a crime against humanity.
April 14, 2017 at 4:09 pm
(April 14, 2017 at 4:04 pm)Jesster Wrote: Circus peanuts. Just ew You mean the spongy peanut shaped crap that amounts to a lump of peanut shaped orange or pink fluff? Yea, that shit is nasty.
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RE: Candy that is a crime against humanity.
April 14, 2017 at 4:26 pm
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I have NEVER in my entire life ever eaten a Peep.
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RE: Candy that is a crime against humanity.
April 14, 2017 at 4:27 pm
Necco wafers are the worst.
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RE: Candy that is a crime against humanity.
April 14, 2017 at 4:28 pm
In a box of Russell Stovers, I will even eat the coconut ones, but Jesus Fucking Christ, what in the Holy Fuck Fuck is Roman Nougat ?
Blech !!
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RE: Candy that is a crime against humanity.
April 14, 2017 at 4:35 pm
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(April 14, 2017 at 4:26 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: I have NEVER in my entire ever eaten a Peep.
Yea well Jeffery Dahmer got arrested for eating how many? 17-19 "Peeps"? See what I did there?
(April 14, 2017 at 4:28 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: In a box of Russell Stovers, I will even eat the coconut ones, but Jesus Fucking Christ, what in the Holy Fuck Fuck is Roman Nougat ?
Blech !!
Again, not getting into any brand, but I do hate those fancy mixed chocolate boxes, by any brand, it is like playing fucking Russian Roulette. Sure some of them are good, they all look good until you bite into them, then some of them end up tasting like you accidentally inhaled $500 dollar 10 ounce bottle of perfume at the Macy's counter and fuck me, they hide even hard stuff in it too when it looks soft on the outside as if you were in Nam trying to avoid land mines in a rice field.
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RE: Candy that is a crime against humanity.
April 14, 2017 at 4:44 pm
(April 14, 2017 at 4:28 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: In a box of Russell Stovers, I will even eat the coconut ones, but Jesus Fucking Christ, what in the Holy Fuck Fuck is Roman Nougat ?
Blech !! I had to look that up, and it sounds, from this description, like a synonym for jelly nougat, which I love.
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RE: Candy that is a crime against humanity.
April 14, 2017 at 5:32 pm
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Most candy is disgusting. I looove chocolate and desserts, but candy is gross.
(April 14, 2017 at 9:48 am)Brian37 Wrote: What the fuck is up with "Peeps"? That shit is nasty.
CANDY CORN, fuck that, I'd rather be waterboarded.
Peppermint. Not so bad if you don't leave them out for decades. I see that shit everywhere, why don't simply say, "I want to pretend to be nice but really I am saying "fuck you".
Christmas fruitcake. JUST FUCKING SHOOT ME.
Butterscotch, NO FUCKING SCOTCH IN IT.
Butterfinger candy bar? Seriously, how fucked up are your taste buds?
I swear all that shit above should be banned from the planet.
What candies do you barf at the thought of?
I've never had fruit cake, but everything else you mentioned is puke, with the exception of peppermint for freshening the breath after a dinner out.
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RE: Candy that is a crime against humanity.
April 14, 2017 at 6:28 pm
Caviar not candy but still, WHAT THE FUCK? Salty slimey globs of fish eggs and some morons pay thousands per ounce. DUDES SERIOUSLY FUCKING KEEP IT.
Cooked cabbage? Same thing, why don't you put me in a porta potty in the August desert house with no air conditioning in Arizona and lock me in the kitchen where they cook the cabbage in the porta potty.
How about Brussel sprout flavored ice cream?
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