(May 13, 2017 at 11:57 pm)Brian37 Wrote:

(May 13, 2017 at 2:35 pm)Alasdair Ham Wrote: Here in the UK the police don't even need guns

Not true, but for the vast majority yes.

I meant that they don't carry guns on them by default. If someone is going around shooting people then they'll go get their guns, yes.

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(May 13, 2017 at 6:24 pm)Thumpalumpacus Wrote:

(May 13, 2017 at 2:35 pm)Alasdair Ham Wrote: Here in the UK the police don't even need guns

That's because you Limeys are wusses! A good cussin' scares the bejesus outta ya.

* Edwardo Piet runs off



Did Thump leave yet? He's skerry.

(May 14, 2017 at 6:25 am)Alasdair Ham Wrote:

(May 13, 2017 at 11:57 pm)Brian37 Wrote: Not true, but for the vast majority yes.

I meant that they don't carry guns on them by default. If someone is going around shooting people then they'll go get their guns, yes.

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(May 13, 2017 at 6:24 pm)Thumpalumpacus Wrote: That's because you Limeys are wusses! A good cussin' scares the bejesus outta ya.

* Alasdair Ham runs off



Did Thump leave yet? He's skerry.

Poor PUDDY Tat, yummy with barbecue sauce. 

You're thinking of human babies

(May 14, 2017 at 10:03 am)Alasdair Ham Wrote: You're thinking of human babies

Unless he prefers Chinese delicacy.

He's a heretic. True Atheists ™ eat human babies.

(May 14, 2017 at 10:05 am)Alasdair Ham Wrote: He's a heretic. True Atheists ™ eat human babies.

Well, I just remembered one Chinese movie you might enjoy.

Dumplings

(May 14, 2017 at 10:05 am)Alasdair Ham Wrote: He's a heretic. True Atheists ™ eat human babies.

You sick fuck. I was at the official "True Atheist™" first meeting, barbecue kittens. I am under official authority to revoke your Atheist membership and banish you to your choice of a Church, Mosque, Synagogue, Buddhist or Hindu Temple, and I will force you to watch ABBA videos 15 hours a day. 

(Note to self: Did I think this, or type it?)

ABBA 15 hours a day? Can't I just take the Hemlock and join Socrates in conversation?

(May 14, 2017 at 11:27 am)Alasdair Ham Wrote: ABBA 15 hours a day? Can't I just take the Hemlock and join Socrates in conversation?

Death would be the easy way out for you, I won't give you that satisfaction. You have failed at your life, and are a traitor to the Stalin Un Po Pot atheist despot community. Now I will make it 20 hours a day. MUEHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I might have forgiven you if you said you strangled ducklings.

(May 14, 2017 at 11:27 am)Alasdair Ham Wrote: ABBA 15 hours a day? Can't I just take the Hemlock and join Socrates in conversation?

Sorry, but you'll have to face your Waterloo.