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looking at toilet paper after wiping
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RE: looking at toilet paper after wiping
May 16, 2017 at 4:07 pm
I can just picture CL's 'gallery'... like a bunch of Rorschaht tests....' what do you see in this one?' 'er, poop'. 'and this one?'.. 'er poop'...'and this one, that looks to me like a butterfly?'...'er poop' Wink
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RE: looking at toilet paper after wiping
May 16, 2017 at 4:12 pm
Of course I look. I need to know if I've got everything. It's easier than standing in front of a mirror with my cheeks spread apart. This seems like an odd question, as if there are people who would rather risk soiling their underwear because they don't want to see poop.
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RE: looking at toilet paper after wiping
May 16, 2017 at 4:14 pm
OP: Yes. At my age it's mostly checking for evidence of blood.

Unless it's a particularly sticky one, one wipe and look is all it normally takes. If sticky, I'll just wipe and wipe and wipe and not look until I think I'm on the last wipe. The amount of friction usually tells me most of what I need to know.
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RE: looking at toilet paper after wiping
May 16, 2017 at 4:20 pm
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RE: looking at toilet paper after wiping
May 16, 2017 at 4:21 pm
I bet/hope this is the only forum on the Internet where these discussions take place Wink
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RE: looking at toilet paper after wiping
May 16, 2017 at 4:23 pm
(May 16, 2017 at 4:14 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: OP: Yes. At my age it's mostly checking for evidence of blood.

Unless it's a particularly sticky one, one wipe and look is all it normally takes. If sticky, I'll just wipe and wipe and wipe and not look until I think I'm on the last wipe. The amount of friction usually tells me most of what I need to know.

How old are you
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RE: looking at toilet paper after wiping
May 16, 2017 at 4:24 pm
Just out of interest CL, do you visit Catholic forums as well? Do you talk about this sort of stuff there as well, if you do?
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RE: looking at toilet paper after wiping
May 16, 2017 at 4:26 pm
(May 16, 2017 at 4:23 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote:
(May 16, 2017 at 4:14 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: OP: Yes. At my age it's mostly checking for evidence of blood.

Unless it's a particularly sticky one, one wipe and look is all it normally takes. If sticky, I'll just wipe and wipe and wipe and not look until I think I'm on the last wipe. The amount of friction usually tells me most of what I need to know.

How old are you

Old enough, 60 this year. 

Um.... that was mostly a joke,.... mostly. I also look for peanuts and corn.
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RE: looking at toilet paper after wiping
May 16, 2017 at 4:28 pm
(May 16, 2017 at 4:24 pm)emjay Wrote: Just out of interest CL, do you visit Catholic forums as well? Do you talk about this sort of stuff there as well, if you do?

I've joined a few of them and was active on one for a while. It was years ago. I did make a few poop references, but not as much as here.
"Of course, everyone will claim they respect someone who tries to speak the truth, but in reality, this is a rare quality. Most respect those who speak truths they agree with, and their respect for the speaking only extends as far as their realm of personal agreement. It is less common, almost to the point of becoming a saintly virtue, that someone truly respects and loves the truth seeker, even when their conclusions differ wildly." 

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RE: looking at toilet paper after wiping
May 16, 2017 at 4:29 pm
(May 16, 2017 at 4:28 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote:
(May 16, 2017 at 4:24 pm)emjay Wrote: Just out of interest CL, do you visit Catholic forums as well? Do you talk about this sort of stuff there as well, if you do?

I've joined a few of them and was active on one for a while. It was years ago. I did make a few poop references, but not as much as here.

How well did it go down with the others?
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